After receiving a considerable donation of money, Springfield builds a monorail system with Homer as the conductor, they soon realise the town has been scammed by crook Lyle Lanley.

Years of poor eating habits catch up with Homer when he suffers a massive heart attack. The family can't afford the triple bypass operation he needs from Dr. Hibbert, so they go to a discount quack named Nick Riviera.

While trying to coax Maggie into saying her first word, Homer and Marge talk about how Lisa spoke hers.

The family is forced to spend all of their savings to get Bart's new tattoo removed, and with no money Christmas, Homer is forced to become a store Santa

Homer buys a snow plow and starts a business plowing driveways. It is a huge success, and inspired by this, Barney starts a rival company and quickly puts Homer out of business.

Bart becomes infatuated with his new neighbour, while Homer is kicked out of an all-you-can-eat restaurant after eating too much.

Marge takes a job at the nuclear plant to help pay for the house's foundation repair, and Mr. Burns is smitten by her.

After repeatedly misbehaving, Homer disciplines Bart by telling him he can't go to the new Itchy and Scratchy Movie.

Homer sells his ticket for the Duff Blimp to enter Lisa in a beauty pageant, to try and boost her confidence.

After skipping church one week, Homer decides that he is never going back. However, when a calamity occurs, it takes the combined efforts of a number of people from different faiths to save him.