"The only animals I'm not comfortable with are parrots, but I'm learning as I go. I'm getting better and better at 'em. I really am." - Steve Irwin

TOPICS: What if we were rival boy scout leaders together? // What if we had to start a new social media app?

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"I never saw so many tonsils in all my life!" - Mario Mario

TOPICS: What if you could have any item fictional or not but you had to send a person to the backrooms? // What if we were on the same dating show?

SNEAK PEEK: "It's like a donut of hair." // "It's like purgatory but better but scary." // "Like an indentured friend!" // "Daddy ring bearer?" // "Humans, they have glands everywhere." // "Double nutrients."

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"Anyone can be a Superman, but nobody can be Jackie Chan." - Jackie Chan

SNEAK PEEK: "It's like the Gucci of soap bars!" // "I didn't like the juicy part of soup." // "I tried my darndest!" // "This is like IKEA... there are no rules!"

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“Everyone makes mistakes, so why can’t you?” — Big Bird

TOPICS: What if you were framed for a crime, couldn't prove your innocence, and had to go on the run?! // What if only one person in your family u it could talk? // What if you had to work at a job you had no experience with?

SNEAK PEEK: "Long Overly sexualized neck!" // "Everyone knows you flee to the east!" // "Did you say cheese?! Then I kill myself." // "U can't make cheese in prison."

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"I am a romantic person and maybe have this Hollywood perception of love... but then, it's never really like the movies." - Markus Persson

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SNEAK PEEK: "They probably accept nudists." // "So many other ways besides nudity!" // "Used your little sister as a drug mule." // "You set yourself up to be dumb." // "Family-style skittles!" // "Naked in the middle of the park but with headlights on." // "I don't know a lot, but I know Utah is going to die soon." // "Sexiest thing next to sex." // "Loved ones in a hot air balloon." // "Antiflamitory."

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"You Could Lose Your Hand, You Could Lose Your Foot. You Could Lose Your Hand Getting It Off Your Foot! I Don’t Like Sea Urchins.” - Taylor Swift

TOPICS: What if we didn't use money? // What if children could be traded? // What if you found a tunnel in your house?

SNEAK PEEK: "Soft labor." // "Ocean Erotica" // "If I wear really tight pants, I'm the most confident man in the world!" // "Chunky Lingerie" // "I have nothing to give." // "Cleopatra's wig" // "Bicycle, Bison and a Bride." // "Piss 'n Go Stick" // "Fat Jockies." // "one big party condo!"

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"I have an obsession with books about kids with Asperger's syndrome." - Donald Glover

TOPICS: What if eating made you older? // What if your family adopted someone the same age as you and started to forget about you? // What if you won a million dollars for kissing one specific person?

SNEAK PEEK:  "Ramen and Tuna." // " I would be the uncle's wife!" // "Cooler is older!" // "Now add anorexic to that!" // "The lips that at least 100 people will try to kiss." // "You kiss way too fast, you would lose your money instantly.

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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

TOPICS: What if we worked as plumbers and found an injured moose on a job in the middle of nowhere? // What if your neighbor asked you to build a secret treehouse with them? // What if hair couldn't be cut, just reallocated to a different spot on your body?

SNEAK PEEK: "We both can't read..." // "It's a freakin secret bro, of course, I'd tell you!" // "K-I-S-S-I-N-G in a Hanukkah tree." // "Have you ever thought about raising a baby?" // "Everybody wants thick thick shins!" // "Gosh darn it Texas is tropical." // "Even the elk are killing each other." // "I killed it with my body!"

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"Drones can be useful tools, and I am all about useful tools. One of my mottos is 'the right tool for the right job."  - Martha Stewart

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What if someone came up to you and asked you to hold something and ran off, then another person came and asked you if you saw anybody pass by because they stole something? // What if you found a newspaper dated for tomorrow that tells of a horrible tragedy? // What would you do if someone asked you to watch their bike for a bit so that it didn't get stolen, after an hour they still haven't returned?

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"I wouldn't take a child from a stranger." // "If you moan the bullies will stop." // "I've always wanted to get one of those toothbrush things." // "Fuzzy Poops." // "If I cant see it its not real." // "Canada is as good as Narnia to me." // "I'm totally a peach kind of guy." // "Dimension Bomb!" // "Want to experience being choked out?"

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"Sometimes I put on a ski mask and dress in old clothes, go out on the streets and beg for quarters." - Mike Tyson

TOPICS: What if like Edward Scissor hands everyone had their own things on their hands? // What if addiction was celebrated?

SNEAK PEEK: "Thomas thumb tac thumbs." // "One ring to rule them all on my toe." // "Rock, paper, scissors gang." // "Ear hands, cuz that boy listens."