How much confetti do you think Finders Keepers used in an average day? More than FunHouse? More than ten weddings?

It's a lot of confetti is what I'm saying.

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W4B theme composed by John Croudy.

"This is an Art Attack... THIS is an Art Attack... THIS IS ART ATTACK!"

Tiny Neil Buchanan lives in a box of art supplies and communicates to the big people via the medium of Art. And attacking.

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"Can I buy a vowel?" "No, because the idea of the game is to guess the words with only the consonants. You fool."

It's Wheel Of Fortune.

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The adventures of C.H.I.P. (Coordinated Hexadecimal Information Processor), S.A.M.A.N.T.H.A. (Solar Activated Micro Automated Non-inTerference Hearing Apparatus) and B.U.G. (Binary Unmanned Gamma camera).

What a load of C.R.A.P. (Completely Rubbish Awful Programme)

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"Five.... Four.... Three... Two.... One.... Thunderbirds are go!"

Lady Penelope: "Parker? Please take off my blouse..." Parker: "Yus M'Lady." Lady Penelope: "Parker, please take off my skirt..." Parker: "Yus M'Lady." Lady Penelope: "Parker, please take off my stockings..." Parker: "Yus M'Lady." Lady Penelope: "Parker, please take off my brassiere..." Parker: "Yus M'Lady." Lady Penelope: "Parker, please take off my knickers..." Parker: "Yus M'Lady." Lady Penelope: "And Parker..." Parker: "Yus M'Lady." Lady Penelope: "...if I catch you wearing my clothes again you're sacked."

Good joke. Everybody laugh.

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"Bitsa this, Bitsa that, put it all together and what have you got?"

A ropey make-along-at-home programme where boxes of old rubbish are turned into soon-to-be new rubbish that looks slightly different.

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So there's this cat, see, and his name's James, see, and there are all these other animals, see, and that's all there is to it, see.

And it's quite short, see.

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Who likes Yellow Submarine? Anyone? Oh. Well this is a bit like that. With an arguably better theme song.

That's right. I went there.

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What do you get when you cross an educational kids' show about music with inappropriate sexist YouTube comments? A musical ex-tra-va-ganza, that's what.

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"Brum Brum, Brum Brum Brum, Brum Brum Brum Brum Brum..."

It's Brum.

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