David Hamilton plays hangman with a giant keyboard. But no actual hanging man. It was a family show.

It's like Mel Giedroyc's "Letterbox" but a lot more expensive-looking. I mean a TV show called "Letterbox." Not Mel Giedroyc's actual letterbox at her house. I bet that's quite a reasonably-priced looking letterbox.

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Put on your bicycle clips and bake a pie made out of songs or dreams or other intangible things. It's Pie In The Sky! No, not that one. The other one.

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Imagine spending an hour running away from a man in a helicopter. Sounds exciting doesn't it?

Well it isn't. It bloody isn't.

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Can we pretend that we knew this episode was going to be uploaded the week of Halloween, and use the tenuous link that we're watching Creepy Crawlies, a gentle animation about some friendly insects, in an attempt to be topical?

No? Bloody sod you then.

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It's nearly Halloween, so what better way to celebrate than with a rubbish sitcom about the ghost of a Jewish stereotype? Probably by watching almost literally anything else. But it's done now, so shut up.

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Do you like television? Do you like comics? Then you'll hate ZZZap, the television comic.

It's the final part of our Neil Buchanan trilogy. Or "Neil-ogy." No, sorry, was right the first time, it's "trilogy."

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How much confetti do you think Finders Keepers used in an average day? More than FunHouse? More than ten weddings?

It's a lot of confetti is what I'm saying.

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"This is an Art Attack... THIS is an Art Attack... THIS IS ART ATTACK!"

Tiny Neil Buchanan lives in a box of art supplies and communicates to the big people via the medium of Art. And attacking.

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"Can I buy a vowel?" "No, because the idea of the game is to guess the words with only the consonants. You fool."

It's Wheel Of Fortune.

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The adventures of C.H.I.P. (Coordinated Hexadecimal Information Processor), S.A.M.A.N.T.H.A. (Solar Activated Micro Automated Non-inTerference Hearing Apparatus) and B.U.G. (Binary Unmanned Gamma camera).

What a load of C.R.A.P. (Completely Rubbish Awful Programme)

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