The boys made it through Teenage Mutant Ninja Turltes: Out of the Shadows and have, once again, survived another ‘verse. Josh and Charles sort the turtles in to Harry Potter teams, give out Turtle Awards, and finally rank The Turtleverse.

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In their in-depth analysis of the 2014 Michael Bay reboot of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the boys really get into the vag/cum effects in The Lighthouse, the practical effects in The Lighthouse, and Robert Pattinson’s haircut in The Lighthouse.

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It’s been only a week since the last episode, but in The Turtleverse 14 years has passed to tell a story that started 3000 years ago. And we promised you no more time travel. This week, the boys get into the all CGI turtles movie: TMNT.

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Welcome to When Will It End? history as this week’s episode features the show’s very first guest. Yes, it’s Josh’s brother who ruined everything by not recording his audio the first time so they had to record it all over again, but I guess you gotta start somewhere. This week in The Turtleverse: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: Something About A Death Scroll.

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Josh and Charles continue their journey into The Turtleverse as they watch and discuss the oft-maligned Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze.

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The boys take a little time this week to do a couple of non-movie reviews before diving into The Turtleverse: Dogfish Head’s American Beauty Pale Ale and both the pre-Vegan and full-Vegan versions of Charle’s cum. But don’t worry, once the Turtle Talk gets going, there’s no stopping it. Join the boys as they get into 1990’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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With king of the F*ck Off List James Cameron back at the helm, will T2 finally be dethroned as the worst in the franchise? Find out in the final episode of The Terminativerse.

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It’s 2017 in The Terminativerse and everyone’s on their god-danged devices! For a movie best used to teach children complicated verb tenses, Terminator: Genisys makes some pretty brave predictions about iPads, laptops, and cars. The boys are definitely asking: When Will It End?.

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The Terminativerse keeps getting better and better. The boys talk erectile dysfunctions and volcels in this very sexy discussion of Terminator: Salvation.

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After suffering through James Cameron’s infantile garbage pile most people call Terminator 2: Judgment Day, the boys are actually pretty excited to move forward into The Terminativerse. This week Josh and Charles not only break down the difference between Freegans and Dumpster Divers, but also break down every G*d-damned thing about Terminator 3: RIse of the Machines.

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