On this week's installment...you know...

I'm pretty sure the title and picture say it all.

In this week's installment...

Christian wants an Ant-Man Bar Mitzvah...

Christian pulls out the dirty laundry...

You're not structurally sound, bitch...

Reimagine Cowboys vs Aliens...

Max takes a stab at Aliens and we find out he's fallen victim to a deep state conspiracy...

Hope we can take a bullet like Werner Herzog.

Talk shit about 90's film directors

In this week's Installment, We're live from Crommy's Crypt!...

Christian and Max talk Dinos and Super Heroes...

Rahuahuah's Run Rampant...

Eugenics in a Mexico City meth lab...

After 12 years Max still isn't over Lex Luthor's big real estate power play....

My first Mansion experience....

Max talks shit about Canadian rock star...

MEMORIES? Don't Even Askkkkkkkkkkk...

Max's Grandfather has waited for so long...

and Christian pitches a Series Finale to The Simpsons

Intro Music:

In this week's Installment...

Face/Off Round 3

#MeWoo

Shakespeare's identity is Christian's Kennedy Assassination

Max has ties back in the old country...

Christian gets sentimental about manhattan...

Video games are just fucking jobs...

Christian should assume his destiny of being a real life Dexter...

War was fucked up back in the day...

Apparently Gandhi was always a dick..

The Dark Knight Legal System...

Christian watches Hereditary...

and ends up back on Tales from the Crypt

In this week’s Installment…

Max sucks at geography and as a human…

Take a deep dive into our Neanderthal Brethren…

Theorize the rise of the Mole people…

The One True Fire Ant….

John Goodman is pulling a Loomis…

Can we write the Where’s My Burrito Mythology?

Cousin fuckers… a Near Miss…

Racistmom.com…

Twig Phoenix is born…

The Great Subway Shit of 2018…

INTRO MUSIC: Father John Misty- Date NIght

On this week's Installment...

DRUNKCAST!

Admire Dr. Strangelove...

Spend way too much time confusing Sterling Hayden & William Holden...

Fallout is Max's bible...

Old Nazi's are Loud and Proud...

Spend some time at Pepe's Penthouse...

Stumble upon a real Regal Situation...

Loomis Lives but Chucky Thrives...

WE pin point All of Christian's Neuroses... Tales From The Crypt.

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INTRO MUSIC: Man Man- Haute Tropique

In this week's Installment of an ongoing conversation...

Depression Nosedive...we gotta pull up...

Christian rambles into a conspiracy about historical documents...

Eternal Sunshine of the Mollusk Mind...

Marry Poppins is responsible for Diabetes...

Christian pitches another Plague and then gets lost in the weeds...

Max gives a history lesson...

Christian Reps the Rappers of the Plague...

Then starts drinking...

Christian has an apocalyptic dream...

and is marrying a Library Larry

In this week's installment of an ongoing conversation, Christian and Max...

Circle back for Round 2 of Face/Off

Discover the Duff Bride

Breakdown the warning signs of Christian's deteriorating mental state.

AKA Serial Killers

Get behind the #metoo...too movement

Ponder redeeming Hitler qualities...(we're going to hell)

Time Traveling Ben Franklin: A tale of Toxic Maxculinity.

And Much More!

In This week's installment...

Christian and Max take a deep dive into Face/Off

Tell a Tale of Two Festivals (Bonnaroo 2010 & Festival of Disruption 2018 BK)

Relive Max's near-miss marriage

Christian gets salty about Toilet Monsters

and more!

Note: No midget's and/or Little People were injured during the making of this podcast

In this week's installment...

We tell the tale of Gerald the Giraffe

Two victims of Global Warming

Death is too good for spiders

A Geist Scalia

We pitch the Ant-Man sequel we actually want.