The Boys use this episode as a backdoor pilot for an all-Steve, all-Buscemi, all-the-time celebrity worship podcast dedicated to Steve “He’s Been in Several Things You’ve Likely Seen” Buscemi. It’s mainly Christian’s idea, who spends the majority of the episode shouting “he’s classically handsome” which was never really the point of contention and felt more like calculated gaslighting as time went on. But Christian wins I guess. This is what our show is now. Just a podcast dedicated to positively discussing Steve Buscemi’s physical appearance- not even his body of work, legacy, life. Just how handsome Christian thinks he is. I don’t like it any more than Steve Buscemi probably would if he was aware of this podcast.

Max and Christian fall down a Hanna-Barbera K-hole and never manage to climb out.

In this uplifting episode, Christian and Max say nothing but positive affirmations to one another for twenty minutes followed by a prolonged period of deafening silence and the static hum of your speakers. Don’t bother checking to see if your sound system is broken. It’s not. You are.

Pointer Fingers are smug as fuck.

Rapist Damon

Who gives a fucking shit how long a meet cute is?

Shakespeare Circle Jerk: Harmon & Sorkin

Then shit get serious....

Return of the Toilet Monster

Take the Mad Men Finale to task

Talk Watchmen trailer

Who's winning Drugs? or Edward Furlong?

Depression nosedives are frequent.

Max returns to the motherland and embraces his status as an honorary Puerto Rican, while both hosts peek behind the veil of Harry Potter’s bullshit story. Christian spots and fails to engage Eric Andre on a level that he would appreciate or understand and disappoints Max in the process. It’s a long episode packed with things that are said. I’m not gonna list them all here because i’m very tired and lazy. Like i’m trying to watch Masterchef here. I don’t have time to list all of the things that happen here. Listen or don’t. I don’t give a shit. It’s good though. Your loss if you don’t.

Christian attempts to give a series of history lessons while Max does his best to derail everything.

We start this week's installment in media res

Christian is a drunk (big surprise) and Max terrifies

with a deep dive into conspiracy theories.

Break down the overly complicated Matrix rules.

Jesus vs a Bush and all the pre christ athletes.

Christian and Max are in the same room and things spiral pretty quickly...

We call out the audacity of French Fries,

Warn of The Wrath of The Barista

Foretell of L Ron's Return

Albert Einstein: Fashionista

Tell childhood tales and argue the merits of Space Nazis

A Canadian Travelogue as christian travels to the great white north.

Along the way Christian fixes the homeless problem

the boys Imagine a Super Intelligent Transcendence Obama

Take umbrage with the asshole royal who made his foot a unit of measurement

Canadian Batman

and may have stumbled upon the origins of Pokemon

All in The family tribute is floundered by a skinny Woody Harrelson

Max is Racist…Against Emoji’s

Christian & Max Debate 80’s Action icons

and discover Dolph Lundgren’s secret genius

Max tells the secret history of Disney’s Aladdin

and then devolve into Disney Conspiracy theories

and then pitch a blockbuster involving time travel and Teddy Roosevelt…