Wanna know our favorite flavor of toothpaste? Chris suggests larger pot brownies, and less murder. We showed our asses, and now it's all over the internet.

It's a midweek! We talk about the state of the show, and bullshit a little bit. Sort-of behind the scenes style. You cheeky voyeur you...

Too late to buy a plunger now, the toilets already clogged. Pour some Mexican hot-chocolate, take your pants off, and get in the public bath with everybody else. you earned it.

let's make some pumpkin spice turkey stuffing, boil some sentient lobsters, and later we'll all pass out watching monkey jousting. It's Thanksgiving!

messages...? massages...? mah sausages.... IDK, fu*k it. Don't get sand in your sushi, and keep some pocket chilli on standby. Chop gets married, so buy stock in the Packers.

Bezos Breakfast Boner Sounds, Bad Foreplay and Boring Super Powers. Figure it out.

Sometimes you just gotta tell your HOA "YOU PUT YOUR GUNS DOWN." Theyre engaging in biological warfare sending all the salmonella kids into the playground. But were growing out our beards and fighting back this November. Load up and lock it down, were going for a ride. 

And now to discuss face tattoos, dog fights, and baseball, let's go live to New Orleans where our celebrity correspondent Alec Baldwin is going to shoot you straight. Alec...

DIS information? MIS information? DISS MISS information?

Anyway, F*ck social media, ketchup and hotdogs forever.

Politics, Whisker Woes, Fish Sticks, and Super Bros