Oysters through a straw? Kids drinks today are getting weird. We used to have Wooly Mammoths, now we just have diabetic house cats.

An old-school Blues Clues Bro down, where we discuss our fears, fondness, and fast-food follies.

This weeks episode brought to you by:

"The Good Fight" a nonprofit to fight hungry children.

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As punishment for being a total Fu*king tool, Nirvana baby has to fight both Paul brother WHILE he has jalepeno dick. Also, puzzle pieces and milk crates. Grab your bullwhips.

Let's discuss condoments with our guest Cap'n Jake. Also, not all heroes wear capes, some eat mustard chips. 

We get real on this one. Great story at the end. Just wait for it....

When your getting your Rona shot you're gonna feel a little prick, you are getting shots at the strip club after all.

Horny Hermit crabs are real, and Mountain Dew Tequila is for you, not your dog-bros.

Jeremiah Johnson punches diabeetus in the face, hunts monsters, suicides the squad, and remembers the 5th of November.

Fire safety, medical advice, cultural sensitivity, it's all good for humanititty.

We all gotta take a break sometimes... tune in this week to hear what we did for our week off. Definitely tits.

You member when we recorded two shows in one night, and by the time we started the second, we were already housed? M'Member how that one guy retired from the UFC, and how phones used to connect to the wall? Member how we used to play video games, and how they weren't as good, but they were still so cool......?

That was awesome.