I am here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass... and i'm all out of bubblegum.

*Starts Blastin MFers*

Are you ready for Corona to be over? Are you excited about Godzy VS. Kong? Neither are we, but we talk about it. also 21st Bdays, Shitty Showers, and more. 

Einstein was a great man. He taught us many lessons like "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" and "don't play in the street you fucking cocksucker." We wanted to take a closer look at possibly his greatest contribution, the theory of relativity, and why some motherfuckers can't figure this shit out.

There is a singular solution to all your problems. Just set that shit on fire. Got soda in your cupholder? Money covered in syrup. Set it on fire. Now that I think about it if there is sticky involved, fire seems to be the answer. 

We recorded on Paddy's day. Irish car bombs are flowing, Han Solo and Captain Kirk are fighting, shit is going down. Also is Chronic McGregor going to fight again? Nobody knows.

The illustrious royal family has been breaking the internet. With so much rich history mixed with years of scandal involved with the long line of British rule, we thought it appropriate to show our educated point of view on the topic. 

It turns out mustard is a really volatile topic. So is tipping at a drive through. Or having lotion in your bug out bag. Or if the whiskey is good. Turns out we wanted to fight about it. What you want to go too nerd? 

Aliens broh. These MFrs been straight up invading our entertainment industry forever and we have been totally blind to the inevitable take over. From Independence Day to Paul, E.T. to Lilo and Stitch. How have we been so naive? I for one embrace our new alien overlords.

We're going full Tiger Woods level of degenerate on this episode. Bruce Springsteen riding a motorcycle down the beach while drunk. Abducting ourselves. Full send. We got it all, fighting words, David Bowie, My Little Pony, Interstella 5555. You name it. I can tell you this with absolute certainty after this ride, Mr. Gattis is garbage.

Before you say you like our taste in music, you better check out this banger... some questionable choices here. But f*ck you, we think they are catchy.