White Bitch Buffet

White Bitch Buffet

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White Bitch Buffet episodes

  • EP 89 - RIP GRAMMA MARY

    & Betty White.

    Happy New Year to all buffet goers! This episode involves live taste-testing during Dizz on the Grizz and a sweet debut story from Husband of the Pod, Chris. The ladies then hop into Netflix addictions to discuss Great British Bake Off, Nicole Byer, murderers, Mighty ducks, and horny straight-to-video rom coms.

    Btw, Maxine was right - it was a panettone. And Meaghan was right, we threw the rest away.

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    1 hr 7 min
  • EP 88 - TTTTT

    Welp, if you make it through this full episode you are a real (bored) one. Chaos surrounds episode 88 named TTTTT after Tinsel, Tori, Thunder, Taylor and Tears.

    The girls start off the episode talking our girls Tori Kelly and Taylor Swift. A storm is brewing in Massachusetts, as you'll hear in the background, because it was too much to edit out! We sort of transition into Netflix Addictions talking Rom Com content and Halloween thrills (we know it's December, it's chaos). After Maxine tries to casually mention that she ate handfuls of coffee to stay awake in highschool in order to stay up for SNL, the girls decide to move into Dizz on the Grizz. Laura gives a Taco Bell update, Max walks us through her latest dish - a Birthday Dutch Baby Pancake!!, and Meaghan recalls her 3 day vacation of pigging out. The girls close up the episode, and the year, discussing Laura's horrifying dental experience which you guessed it - ends in tears.

    Happy end of 2021 to all!!

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    1 hr 1 min
  • EP 87 - You Say Tomato, We Say "Fuck You, Bruce Willis!"

    November's episode comes to you live from Meaghan's new house. During Netflix Addictions, Maxine reveals to the gals in a shocking turn-of-events that the movie Castaway is... sad? After a quick sob, we move on to Dizz on the Grizz Live! Meaghan made a lasagna, Maxine baked a beautiful focaccia and Laura attempted to make cupcakes. We wrap up the episode talking live events again!

    1 hr 2 min
  • EP 86 - Happy Dog Day

    Oooh baby we back with another pod recorded in person! The ladies kick off the ep in whirlwind of emotions as Max learns a dear friend has become a dog mom for the first time. They eventually get on track and start to recap their day, jumping right into Dizz on the Grizz, to review yet another River House donut and Maxini's very first Burrito Bowl-to-go experience!!! The bitches each dish on their own dizz, reviewing homemade pizza and even more Taco Bell updates. Big L kicks off Netflix Addictions with a return to the movies and Max chugs her way through Roast after Roast. Meaghan praises The Other Two and for some reason they all talk about bathtubs A LOT. Meag and Laura are both moving and Max has a pumpkin update!! #spookybitch

    1 hr 15 min
  • EP 85 - Kristen in a Wiig?!?

    Episode 85 was made for our listeners who can withstand the gruesome and gory details of the lives of three late-20s ladies. If you can't handle talk of blue poop and blister juice, turn away now because we love to stay real with our community. Ironically, there is also a good amount of censorship in this episode so if you hate freedom of speech then this also might be the episode for you.

    The girls talk Dizz on the Grizz, Tickets!, and the classic Netflix Addictions this episode. Laura starts out with a good ol' Taco Bell update; Maxine keeps us informed of where her and Kevin are at in regards to their rocky relationship with cast iron pans and Meaghan is rocked by a Flix reveal that leaves her shocked even after editing and listening to this podcast 15 times.

    Follow some of us on some of the things and watch out for October's episode because Maxine will be trying *THE* Donut.

    1 hr 15 min
  • EP 84 - Naughty Queso

    The girls are here to guide you on what you should buy, eat and watch for the rest of Summer 2021. Things get a bit too hot & heavy at The Burrito Bowl To Go for Laura. Maxine gives us an expected garden update. And, lastly, Meaghan bums us all out with her recent watches in Netflix Addictions.

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    1 hr 16 min
  • EP 83 - Jizzin on the Dizzle on the Grizz

    The ladies start out talking, you guessed it, Mexican food and local eggs. We then transition into Netflix Addictions with Maxine raving about this years Eurovision and Meaghan breaking down a mostly embarrassing list of content that she's consumed. We close out the episode with a shout out to the ending of Pride month, more of Laura's dating adventures and nonsense.

    1 hr 22 min
  • Ep 81 - Back to Breaking Bread

    Episode 81 is here and full of spontaneous fun! If you're wondering how the audio is better, yet simultaneously worse, it's because all three girls finally ate some of Maxine's bread and recorded in person again!!!! Tune in to hear our thoughts off of a fresh Taco Bell trip(s), Demi Lovato's new documentary (pre-frozen yogurt scandal) and some pure dog content.

    Follow us on all the things, continue to NOT go to our website and reach out if you'd like a pack of beautiful matches with "Get Lit Bitch - White Bitch Buffet" on them!

    1 hr 1 min
  • Ep 80 - Champagne Problems ft. Sara Cornell!

    Best Friend of the pod, Sara Cornell, joins the girls for our first ever quiz segment! After a quick and heated update on Taco Bell, the girls turn their attention to the main guest - Sara Cornell's taste buds. We put Sara's extraordinary gift to the test through 10 rigorous rounds of flavors and curveballs. The girls finish out the episode by talking Netflix Addictions (murders, pre-teen dance movies; you get the drill) and polish off number 80 with Laura's favorite game - Who's News??!

    Follow us on all the things and hit up Maxine if you'd like a specially printed book of White Bitch Buffet matches - "Get Lit Bitch!"

    1 hr 14 min

About White Bitch Buffet

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The White Bitch Buffet is a talkshow consisting of resident white bitches Maxine and Laura as they talk about trials and tribulations of being poor college students in Massachusetts and all the shit…