White Bitch Buffet

AYEEEE Maxini is back and this is the first pod recorded in her new apartment!! The bitches kick off July with some riverting talk about fans but then quickly jump into the thick of it starting with, you guessed it, Netflix Addictions! Maxini and Laura have not been killing it with TV this summer but Max talks about Seinfeld, The Harry Potter Series, and Holey Moley. The girls give a joint review of new Adam Sandler Netflix flick Murder Mystery which they agree had been the best of Sandler's in a while. While talking about the Sandman they segue into talking about seeing him live(!!!) at the Xfinity Center on 6/19 and the ups annd downs and cool old people of the show. They keep it rolling with a lil mini Shports Talk to recap the Stanley Cup Finals :( Big L has the low down on all the hot concerts in the Boston Area this summer she breaks em down and the girls talk about all the shows they're looking forward to. They wrap up the July ep with a classic game of 4th of July 20Q, listen and see who will prevail! As always catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com.

Whoa whoa whoa... that isn't Maxini... that's Meaghan! Meaghan joins as Big L's co-host for the day. Have no fear, Maxini will be back next month! Laura and Meag talk Netflix Addictions, per usual. *ALERT* Be prepared for Game of Thrones spoilers! And is Meaghan really crying over cheese? Yeah.. Netflix addictions took a weird turn this month. A must needed Sports Talk! segment takes place as the Bruins continue to dominate the NHL playoffs. Big L's prediction comes true, we've got a Bruins vs Blues Stanley Cup Finals on our hands! Listen next month to either hear 2 very happy bitches or 2 very depressed bitches.They carry on with the tale of their New York adventure to Saturday Night Live! Hear about Meaghan and Laura's 28 hour experience in the Standby Line on the streets of New York City. Did Big L make it into the show? Listen to find out! Lastly, the girls wrap up the show with the annual SUMMER PARTY PLAYLIST! This playlist is jam-packed with 10 new and oldies that just get the body GOING! Check out our Facebook or Twitter page for the link!

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Episode 57 is joined by WBB regular Meaghan!! We kick it off with Netflix Addictions and Laura reviews and rates movies The Dirt and The Clapper neither of which she liked but for very different reasons, she's not mad shes just disappointed. But the Game of Throne's madness continues! Laura breaks down the final season so far and Meag helps decide who they think should take the throne(Spoiler Alert: Meaghan knows even less peoples names than you'd think.) Maxini talks live TV for the first time in years as she tries to keep up with season 2 of Good Girls and the final season of Jane the Virgin on the CW, both of which are wild. She also talks about Shrill on Hulu with Aidy Bryant, it's literally amazing. Also amazing but just because she likes making an arch nemesis out of children is Masterchef Junior, and Maxine gives a shout to her current least fave(from a season nearly 10 years ago!) Big L breaks down NHL Playoffs in Shports talk, dishing not only on the Boston Bruins(Duh) but also breaking down the playoffs for the other teams as they get closer to the Stanley Cup. The bitches bring a new segment this month The future is WILD because it is! We have crockpot liners and you can go to a real store and buy weed! Wow! 2019! wild. They wrap up the episode talking music! Laura and Meag are feeelin' on Shawn Mendes, they'll tell you why they're recently obsessed. And Maxini talks her album of the yeeear with her new pretend BFF Lizzo and her new album Cuz I love you. Catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com

Maxini and Big L welcome a new special guest, GREG! You may recall numerous name droppings of Greg throughout the White Bitch Buffet journey and it was about time to have him join the bitches! The episode kicks off with "Story Time with Greg" where we dive back in time to childhood Karate Parties all the way up to dem college daze. Listen for the tale of Greg's trampoline curb stomping, Seth Rogen the hamster and Melissa the sex doll who saved Greg and his roommate's from forking over their beer to campus police. Yes you read that correctly, Melissa the sex doll was the real MVP. Story time comes to an end and the girls and Greg jump into a familiar segment, Netflix Additctions. Big L starts off by re-hyping the show I'm Sorry with Andrea Savage, re-expressing the anxiety that the Blacklist gives her but continues to watch, explains her excitement for the new season of Impractical Jokers and GAME OF THRONES and lastly trashes the new movie Isn't it Romantic and gives the movie a new title. Big L puts Greg on blast to talk about his newest obsession Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse. It did not give Greg a seizure, so you know it's good. Maxini and Greg have new feelings towards Game Over Man after giving it a second chance. Maxini explains her heartbreak over the cancellation of One Day at a Time but stays hopeful another network will pick it up. She gives us multiple adjectives describing the new show PEN15 on Hulu. Listen in to hear what she think! Lastly, Maxini has been getting "puzzed" lately (aka doing a puzzle) and missed most of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Part 2 of Season 4 so check in next month for a full review. To wrap up the episode the gang plays their favorite game back to back months: Whose News?! They guess from strange made up and real news headlines. Did a squirrel and bald eagle have a staring contest? Listen to find out!

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Max and Big L are joined by very special guest this month, mutual bff and newly married woman MEAGHAN! They kick off this episode with a recap of the bachelorette party and wedding for the listeners who haven't been privileged enough to hear the stories first-hand just yet. Then as always the girls break down their Netflix Addictions with all 3 girls chiming in on the controversial Fyre documentaries on Hulu and Netflix. Maxini gives Michael Rappaport a kudos in the amazing show Atypical even though she thinks he's a dick. They gush about the Ted Bundy tapes and discuss just how much they didn't actually know about mass murderer/ugly fuck Ted Bundy. Meag and Max talk deets in mindblowing Netflix documentary Abducted in Plain Sight which Meaghan actually didn't see but read enough spoilers online to dish about it anyways. And Maxi gives a quick runthrough of other things she watched this month, giving a promo to her cuurent fave One Day at a Time. Laur talks Blacklist, Meag talks Camping, Laur talks COCO, Fuller House and I'm Sorry with Andrea Savage. The bitches then go head to head to head in their all time favorite game Whose News? where they guess from strange real and made up news headlines. They wrap up this bff-isode with a quick lil What's the Dizzle on the Grizzle!? where Laura breaks down the latest fast food deals. As always catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com

January is here and the bitches are back for 2019. They kick off the year with their most frequent segment Netflix Addictions. Laura reviews movie How it Ends and she might actually tell you how it ends , and also teen movie Blockers with John Cena, Leslie Mann, and Ike Barinholtz. She also talks social documentary American Meme, and for another month in a row can't help but continue to promote her 8th viewing of Adam Sandler's 100% Fresh. Maxi dishes about Birdbox and gives an honest review of the new Sandy Bullock film, she also gives props and thumbs down to a series of Stand-Up comedians with specials on the 'flix. Max also breaks down new arrivals and hypes up the things she hasnt seen yet but is still excited about. And for once she actually saw a movie in theaters and reviews politcal biopic Vice. Next as dedicated New England Bitches, they give their best predictions for the Patriots in the AFC championship playoffs as well as Superbowl predictions! The girls play one of their typical seasonal games and battle it out in Valentine's Day 20 Q. Laura closes up the episode with a PSA about magic as she truly got her mind blown in a TGIFridays. Catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com.

The December 2018 ep of White Bitch Buffet caps off yet another year. This month we talk Netflix Addictions with Maxini still stuck mostly in the past but Big L watched ALL THE HOLIDAY MOVIES YAAAAAS catch her reviews of The Christmas Chronicles, The Princess Switch, A Christmas Prince, A Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding, The Holiday Calendar...the list goes on. The bitches touch back on their New Years resolutions from last year's podcast and see how they went (This episode's title should give you a good idea lol.) Then they move on to talk white bitch things inspired by Laura's very first caramel macchiato(!!!), and Max goes into detail about her current hair journey. They close up this episode and 2018 by sending out a big ole "fuck you" to TGI Fridays in Taunton and Laura drops the bomb on her recent terrible experience. Subscribe to the show in iTunes and as always catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com

WAHOOO Holiday Episode of the White Bitch Buffet! This month we are joined by *our very first musical guest* local musician Jordan (@pancakewaitress)!!! The Bitches kick off the episode with a lil interview with Jordan to get to know her better then they just right into the swing of things. They talk Netflix Addictions highlighting The Great British Baking show and Making a Murderer Season 2 and the bad bitch that is Kathleen Zellner. Maxini mentions all the cheesey holiday things she hasn't had time to watch yet and for month 2 Laura continues to gush about the Adam Sandler stand up special 100% Fresh and expresses her extreme disappointment at the new Netflix doc Dogs, and getting the poop scared out of herself watching terrorism documentaries to cheer herself up. Jordan also reviews new movie Bohemian Rhapsody. Then the girls jump into a half-holiday themed game of "Don't Forget the Lyrics" with Max bringing it to the north pole with Christmas Carols. The episode wraps up with a new segment titled "BUT HOW/WHYYYY" where they discuss things about our crazy world that we just can't understand like $30 Kylie Lipkits. Catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com and subscribe in iTunes!

34 seconds was all it took for this podcast to blow out ya speakers, welcome to the Quiet Bitch Buffet!! This month we kick it off with Netflix Addictions as always and Laura finally found the comedy love of her life! She breaks down the new Adam Sandler comedy special "100% Fresh" on Netflix, she laughed, she cried, she died and went straight to heaven for this special. Maxi talked her roundhouse of Netflix touching on Impractical Jokers, Paradise PD, Making a Murderer Season 2, Schitt's Creek Season 3, New Girl Season 7, movies: Mother!, Room and a review of the new Halloween movie! The bitches talk seasonal festivities chatting about carving pumpkins and halloween costumes, and the scariest things they've faced recently: 9-5 jobs :0. They talk and vent about living dat gray blob life but then get into a more exciting part of adulting, voting!! Big L and Maxini break down the hot-button questions on the Massachusetts ballot for the upcoming mid-term election and give their opinions on how to vote this season. Catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com. AND PLZ GO VOTE BITCHES!!!

CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON! Maxine and Laura are joined by mutual BFF Meaghan for their 50th episode! Things start off funky with a little Kool & The Gang remix to get the party rolling and quickly fizzles into a HOT debate about pineapples on or off pizza. Next, the girls hop into Netflix Addictions where Maxine discusses the shows and movies she's both looking forward to and currently watching. Laura touches on the comedies she watched and a new Beatles documentary she discovered. This leads into a long discussion where Laura is understanding of Paul McCartney and John LENNON's (not Legend's) sexual pleasures and possible Beatles circle jerk while Maxine just can't wrap her head around it?? I don't know how to explain... you should really just listen to understand. Anyway, they get back into gear with a segment of Science Biiiitch discussing future explorations to be had on the moon and recent experiments scientist have done with octopuses and ecstasy. A couple more debates somehow get mixed in this segment as well. They cool things off with a BFF Quiz to celebrate 50 episodes together and test each other's knowledge. See who knows who better! A quick talk on adulting closes the podcast. Go register to vote!!

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