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Welcome to our October podcast! In this episode we keep talking about the things we know best...Netflix! Big L has gained a few Netflix Addictions. She took Maxine's advice and started watching Riverdale and raves all about it. She talks about the newest season of Fuller House and continues her love/hate relationship with How I Met Your Mother. Maxini is always on her Netflix grind and gives you updates on season 3 of Schitt's Creek. She clarifies the difference between the shows Wentworth and Wilfred to a very confused Big L. There's a quick promo for Nick Kroll's new show Big Mouth, Chelsea Handler's future Netflix plans, and although not on Netflix, Maxine advises everyone to watch Demi Lovato's new documentary on Youtube. Finally, a bad scary movie to get in your Halloween spirit called The Baby Sitter was rated a 7.9/10 on Maxine's scale. To keep things in the Halloween spirit, a game of Trick or Treat is played where the girls either share a Halloween themed snack or a Halloween joke. The girls play one of their favorite games The Price is Right but add a Halloween twist and cleverly rename is the Price is Fright. On a more serious note, the girls recognize the importance of the movement #MeToo and call out Harvey Weinstein for being the scum bag he is. To wrap up the episode, Maxine shouts out to the vagina power she witnessed in concert in a segment called Bad Bitches Rock. Where does the Hatchback name come in? Max just bought a new car so that's where that came from. Catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com

The bitches are back in September and better than ever! In this episode we revisit our favorite segments namely Whose News and Netflix Addictions. Maxini gives reviews of beautiful teenagers in Riverdale, stoner teenagers in American Vandal, and then actually good people on The Good Place. She laughed, she cried and she rated them on a scale of 10 stars, except for American Vandal which received a very high score of 6.9 dicks out of 10 ;). Max also dishes on her favorite movies she's seen lately rating What Happened to Monday which is on Netflix and the new version of Stephen King's IT in theaters now. Laura voices her frustrations over being 5 seasons behind in How I Met your Mother and also gives a review of a movie we previously reviewed the trailer of, Rough Night. The girls then get to kick it back in an all new edition of our favorite White Bitch game Whose News: Florida Maaaaan! The game is played the same as always guessing real or made up headlines, but this month every single one is in Florida in tribute to the freakazoids of Florida ravaged by Hurricane Irma. Big L brings us into the final segment of the episode by recommending all of the cutest accounts she follows on social media. Catch all thing White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com!

Welcome to August! In this futuristic episode the girls explain their robotic personalities that were influenced by an interesting job interview Big L had earlier that morning. (*Spoiler* Random robot talk will be intertwined throughout the episode). The girls dish about the exciting Solar Eclipse that crossed coast to coast in the United States on August 21st! They discuss their experiences that day and fun facts about that current and future solar eclipses. Along with the solar eclipse, the girls take a dark turn and discuss the Charlottesville rally that happened earlier in the month. An important quote to take from this segment is "silence is violence". Big L and Maxini quickly change the mood around by explaining the things teenage boys have taught them. (*Another Spoiler* The girls are quite clearly not hip). Continuing the fun, special guest Nikki Bo Bikki makes another appearance on the show and plays the role of Barbara Barker in one of our favorite segments Price is Right! With school just around the corner it is rightfully themed the Back 2 School Edition. Finishing off the episode, TV and Movies are discussed. Big L discusses Season 7, Episode 6 of Game of Thrones and The Boss Baby. Help the girls decide whether or not The Boss Baby drops the F Bomb. As always, check into whitebitchbuffet.com to stay tuned.

On Episode 36 of the White Bitch Buffet, ya girls kick off another summer jam packed hour for you! Maxine brings back Netflix Addictions and talks about finally watching The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt season 3! She gives it many praises as it continues to be hilarious and provides social commentary on the ridiculous world that we live in. She also gives recommendations for Killer Women with Piers Morgan despite actually hating Piers Morgan's stinkin guts and Moana despite not being 6 years old. Maxini branches out of her usual Netflix black hole and gives reviews of The Jinx on HBO and Forged in Fire on the History Channel. Laura continues our Addictions segment by discussing the return of Game of Thrones (finally!!!) and reviewing The Newsroom also an HBO show. We have a real quick Sports blurb with Laura where she recaps how the championships of Basketball and Hockey went since our last episode. The White Bitch Buffet gives a tribute to Chester Bennington of Linkin Park, who committed suicide this month, and plays a game of 20 Q: Rock and Roll Edition in his honor. The bitches wrap this episode with a Summer Party Playlist 2017 to give your parties that white bitch flair to go HAAAM! Catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com

It's officially summer!!! You know what that means? NHL and NBA finals are in full effect! Get updated on all you need to know with Big L in her Sports Talk! segment. The girls jump into one of their favorite segments, Science Biiiitch! where Maxini explains an interesting discovery based off of Albert Einstein's hypothesis! Relating to space, Big L explains a new idea scientists are testing to fight global warming. Also, a new public transportation system has been unveiled in China that raises a lot of questions for Big L and Maxini. On a different note, Big L and Maxini recognize the beginning of summer by giving you a summer movie preview on movies coming out that you should and should not see. Summer time is also concert season and the girls give you a heads up on who's coming to town. Maxini and Big L explain their weird summer hobbies. Do you have any? Let us know! We love weird things if you haven't figured that out already (this episode name should explain that quite clearly). The episode is wrapped up with some inspirational quotes. Catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com

In this episode of White Bitch Buffet, Maxini continues to give us an update in Netflix Addictions on the new shows that have joined Netflix. She praises the V-Power in a new show she's been watching, Girl Boss, along with updates on the greatest white bitch of all time, Chelsea Handler and her Netflix original series Chelsea. She recommends the newly aired seasons of both Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and Master of None. Big L is behind the times with Netflix and breaks down a quick segment of Sports Talk with updates in the post-season of the Bruins and Celtics. The girls lighten the mood with their favorite game Whose News?! Maxine keeps a score, stick around to find out who wins! After an intense game of Whose News?! the girls recognize the summer weather that's been happening in a segment rightfully titled It's Getting Hot Hot Hot! The episode is wrapped up with a PSA on the effects of drinking in hot tubs and a list of holidays to look forward to in the upcoming month of June. Catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com

It's finally spring!! Join ya girls for White Bitch April and get the sports low-down from Big L on hockey playoffs and a polite mix of all other New England sports. Max dishes on all her latest Netflix Addictions rating shows 13 Reasons Why, BorderTown, Chelsea, and Schitt's Creek. She's got show suggestions for all the stoners out there and netflix addicts alike. Maxini gives her fair share of criticizm on 13 Reasons. The girls get their fave game going Headbandz, this time making up the cards to go on each others heads. Play along with the girls as they try to figure out what random object their co-host plagued them with. Laura closes up the episode with saying goodbye to school forever!!! That's right our very own Laura Beth is going to be a college grad! SCHOOOOL'S OUT FO EVA! Catch all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com

EP 32 is here and ya girls have March Madness!!! Maxini kicks off this months episodes talking about the brackets that her boyfriend made her make and pretty much says everything she knows about March Madness/college basketball (which is not a lot). Although her brackets were smashed into smithereens she is still happy that she knows stuff now. Laura switches sports gears and talks about the rest of the Bruins hockey season and their chances to make it into the playoffs. Max gives her biggest movie endorsement yet and urges people to go see hit movie Get Out written and directed by Jordan Peele. Laura hadn't yet seen Beauty and the Beast but she is still so excited about it. The bitches compete head to head in a round of Family Feud Fast Money! Will Maxine finally win a round of a game? Probably not but listen to find out anyways. Maxini's favorite segment Science BIIITCH is next and the girls talk about all the latest things in 3D printing, all things from human tissue to cheese plz. Big L brings this episode to a close by rescinding her boycott on Chili's and Max continues to gush about her yoga program.

Links to articles from Science BIIITCH: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39108026?ocid=socialflow_twitter

https://www.engadget.com/2016/11/28/hospital-to-get-first-dedicated-3d-tissue-printing-facility/

http://www.livescience.com/58294-3d-printed-cheese.html

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EP 31 is ya girls first spring episode of 2017! Maxini kicks off EP 31 with Netflix Addictions, giving reviews of The OA, How to Get Away with Murder, and Lemony Snicket's Series of Unfortunate Events, and talks about how excited she is for Santa Clarita Diet. Update!: Max watched Santa Clarita Diet and gives it 2 thumbs up cause that shit is hella funny and Drew Barrymore and Tim Olyphant are awesome in it, highly recommend it!! Big L gives an overview movies hitting theaters this spring and gets you ready for Jack Sparrow and the Smurfs to make their returns. She also hypes up the new Power Rangers movie, live action Beauty and the Beast, and Guardians of the Galaxy: Volume II. Laura talks about The Women's March in Boston that she attended and reads some of her favorite signs from the protest and the girls talk about picking your battles in a post-Trump world. The girls lighten the mood back up with a spring version of The Price is Right: Things that are green and fight head to head for white bitch bragging rights. Maxine finishes up the ep by gushing about the new yoga program she started on Youtube, Fightmaster Yoga and bragging about how swole she's getting. Find all things White Bitch Buffet at whitebitchbuffet.com! Subscribe in iTunes

The bitches recorded this episode early in late December because Big L spent the first 2 weeks of the new year in South Africa!! They start off their first podcast of 2017 reliving the horrible stories of New Year's Eve's past, and sharing horror tales of hiding smoking weed like the little hooligans that they are, now that the drug has been legalized for recreational use in Massachusetts. The girls hope to fuel your new Netflix Addictions as they discuss all of the new content coming to and leaving Netflix(and HBOnow) in the first few months of 2017. Laura kicks off a rousing game of Guess Whom: Dog Edition and may or may not kick Maxine's ass, listen to find out. The girls round out episode 30 by leading a boycott on popular food chain Chili's (which Laur may or may not have already broken)! Catch all things White Bitch Buffet at WhiteBitchBuffet.com