This week is serious. We go on an emotional journey through mental illness while being thankful smellovision does not exist. We watched hoarders on A&E. S02E12 || https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B0844GPRXY/ref=atv_dp_season_select_s2 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

It's a new year, and maybe you're looking for inspiration for a better you. Naturally, we've got the show for you. Join us as we learn everything NOT to do to start improving yourself in The Biggest Loser (2020) on USA. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

This week we go visit the world of illegal street racing where the fastest racers are stealing vcrs. Oh wait not that movie. We watched the "fastest" racers race to be on the "fastest" list via the dumbest tournament ever in Street Outlaws on Discovery S17E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Have you ever watched shows like Top Chef and felt like your could never cook anything they made? Well good news: Netflix made a show to make you feel worse about your cooking skills. Let's learn what you can make with that salad you insisted on taking home last night and watch "Best Leftovers Ever!" on Netflix. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

This holiday season, FOX is looking out for those truly in need: D-list celebrities who want to be on the Masked Singer but don't want to sing. You are now in luck: come put on a ridiculous costume and dance (or not even dance!) and see if Ken Jeong can guess who you are (spoiler: he can't). We watched the Masked Dancer on FOX. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Ready, Set, Ho! Recite your Santa-cratic oath and determine if you need to be a Santa to be the best Santa (spoiler: yes). The patriarchy lives on as we watch Santas in the Barn on TruTV. S01E05 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Are you excited to see interior decor superstar Taniya Nayak? Neither were we, but here’s 4 families getting judged by her over who most tastefully wasted electricity and time. The prize? $50,000. We watched The Great Christmas Light Fight on ABC. S08E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Happy Hanukkah Everyone! Join us as we watch 20 somethings pine for love in their parents basements, princesses or losers? Find out in Princesses: Long Island brought to you by Bravo. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

On the fourth day of Christmas, HBO Max gave to me:

Four bad Christmas puns, three sexy waiters, two creepy attempts at kisses, and a podcast making fun of this show. This week, we watched 12 Dates of Christmas on HBO Max. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Boat dogs! Ziplining dogs! Helicopter dogs, and yes, Taxi Dogs! We watched Planes, Trains and Automobi--wait, no, we watched The Pack S01E01 on Prime Video. S01E01.|| Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes