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Vanderpump's in charge. Vanderpump's the boss. Vander goes to pump! Lisa Vanderpump owns Sexy. Unique. Restaurant. We join her employees Scheana, Katie, Tom, Stassi, James, Faith, Tom OH MY GOD WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE. Vanderpump Rules, Season 6, episode 1. || Ratings @ 55:00 ish || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Duck phones, duck lips. Alcohol blackouts, power blackouts. Federal crime, t-shirt time. The guys review a revival of one of the all-time greats: MTV's "Jersey Shore: Family Vacation." || Ratings @ 43:47 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

The guys try to set season 3 off with a bang but instead start with a bummer. We watch rednecks on a psuedo survivor island deal with boredom and a real dick. Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

After 50 episodes, the crew looks back at the highs and lows of Season 2, and crowns their best and worst of the season. || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

A giant superman bed. A hot tub in a van. Crunk energy drink and sailboats. Endless TVs. A "chance" encounter with Mariah Carey. It can only mean one thing: we're going back in time to the heyday of MTV's Cribs and Pump My Ride.

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Ten contestants compete in challenges to win money, but one of them is not what they seem, as they work in secret against the group to spoil their efforts. Join host Anderson Cooper (yes, that's right) on his European vacation and explore the joys of The Mole, a reality show that's also a mystery.

What happens when the J Bros, TayLAR, and Cassandra share a house by a ski mountain? You won't be surprised the cops are called, but you might be surprised why. We watched Winter Break: Hunter Mountain on MTV. || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Five gay men who range from "charmingly flamboyant" to "go away Jonathan" transform a lonely car enthusiast into a snatched head to toe George R. R. Martin. We watched Queer Eye on Netflix. || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

The Bachelor goes international! 12 Americans and 11 Bachelor/Bachelorette contestants from abroad get together in a house in Vermont and bone eachother's brains out. Oh - also, there's some skiing and figure skating? || Rankings at 54:00 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

We spend way too much time discussing who's the BIGGEST STAR IN TELEVISION (is it The Guy From Sugar Ray, fomer White House staffer Omarosa, or Metta World Peace?) Watch them duke it out in front of the world in CBS's "Celebrity Big Brother". || Rankings at 59:45! || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes