Ten contestants compete in challenges to win money, but one of them is not what they seem, as they work in secret against the group to spoil their efforts. Join host Anderson Cooper (yes, that's right) on his European vacation and explore the joys of The Mole, a reality show that's also a mystery.

What happens when the J Bros, TayLAR, and Cassandra share a house by a ski mountain? You won't be surprised the cops are called, but you might be surprised why. We watched Winter Break: Hunter Mountain on MTV. || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Five gay men who range from "charmingly flamboyant" to "go away Jonathan" transform a lonely car enthusiast into a snatched head to toe George R. R. Martin. We watched Queer Eye on Netflix. || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

The Bachelor goes international! 12 Americans and 11 Bachelor/Bachelorette contestants from abroad get together in a house in Vermont and bone eachother's brains out. Oh - also, there's some skiing and figure skating? || Rankings at 54:00 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

We spend way too much time discussing who's the BIGGEST STAR IN TELEVISION (is it The Guy From Sugar Ray, fomer White House staffer Omarosa, or Metta World Peace?) Watch them duke it out in front of the world in CBS's "Celebrity Big Brother". || Rankings at 59:45! || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Who will be the twinner of this season's coveted title of Worst Cook in America? Spoilers: It's probably gonna be a twin. || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Chip and Joanna Gaines host the second-most-popular show on cable television. What's their secret? We're pretty sure it's decorating homes with the word 'family.' We watched Fixer Upper on HGTV. || Ratings @ 41:35 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Guy Fieri briefly takes off his sunglasses to host a cross between Supermarket Sweep and Top Chef. We watched Guy’s Grocery Games on Food Network. || Ratings @ 41:35 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Insane house. Insane bikini-zipper. Insane neck tattoos. We watched MTV UK's insane answer to BIP, "Ex on the Beach", Season 5 Episode 1. || Ratings @ 31:30 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

hey. its me. ur friend. tony bourdain. i love food. r u a serial killer?? i love weed. ru a tech bro?? mind if i watch porn in this bar?? p.s. r u a serial killer tho, like for real? || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes