Who's On Call?

Who's On Call?

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Who's On Call? episodes

  • Fire Watchos
    Anything Alvaro tells us, it's more than likely coming from Student Housing.  Rick doesn't know the difference between Silent Hill and Showgirls.  Sometimes it pays to be and idiot.  There's a few conspiracy theories that Rick will entertain, but Flat Earth isn't one of them.  Of course the assistant gets the Shit jobs.  There's so much in this episode that doesn't pertain to the episode. Enjoy
    1 hr 26 min
  • But did you Die?
    Our buddy Rob Johnson Swanson joins us to discuss what he does as Land Management for the State.  Rich has a taste of how Brad Pitt feels like in public.  Alvaro is glad he didn't go blind after tasting Rob's homemade wine/cider.  Awkward Sushi aisle boners.
    1 hr 37 min
  • Toy Stories
    On this episode we are joined by our Executive Producer Ana Constancio. We recap stories of walking in on residents pleasuring themselves and the "toys" we've found. We drop knowledge about duck vaginas and cat penises to Alvaro.  Ana mentions sex toys on her wish list.  Our friend Tom phones in and retells a story of his run in with A Catholic Bishop watching some not so catholic porn.  70's porn had more production value than todays digital porn. Who still has a VCR!?
    1 hr 46 min
  • Dogs, cats, and the animals that own them

    On this episode we touch upon residents and their lack of pet owner responsibilities.  A new vocabulary word is introduced to Alvaro, Toxoplasmosis.  We dissect a Philadelphia word.  Jawn.  The results of the Chuck and Chucked poll is still a touchy subject for some.  "Who rocks their own merch!?  Lame." 

    1 hr 15 min
  • Getting to No

    Rich answers an emergency/non emergency call to start the show. "It's burnt honey, just leave it."  Alvaro and his brother would compare their V's.  All Richs' mom makes is weenie con huevo.  Rick can snap his finger to keep his dog and kids in check. Also, he uses gun gestures with no experience of firing a real gun

    1 hr 56 min
  • 4 Shades of Brown
    We welcome our friend James to the podcast.  He works as an assistant property manager and we ask him questions the only way we know how.  Rich uses woodworking as a euphemism.  Alvaro has scars on his ass.  Rent is like Debo.  Alvaro laughs at todo lists.  And we're patiently waiting for that unfitted glove emoji
    1 hr 33 min
  • Chunkin it
    What's the difference between a writ and being homeless? Homeless are respected.
    Homeless dudes doing homeless things.
    What's rufalin? We ask the proper way to say chuck it? Kung Fu Carlos makes another appearance. And the moment the homeless discovered fire. The word Rick was searching for was "generous"
    1 hr 45 min
  • A special kind of stupid
    This episode is dedicated to those resident who just need to Move! Always complaining, always writing bad reviews, and will never be satisfied.  They are why we drink.
    1 hr 49 min
  • Vendors-R-Us
    Vendors are our lifeline in times of need. Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe s#!+. But in order to get the job done we're going to need their help. We talk about the good, the bad, and the unworthy
    1 hr 27 min
  • I'm not here to clean up your mess
    On this episode we mostly talk about spoiled and demanding kids/residents.  Those residents that are in their first apt and have mommy and daddy pay for everything.   Also we introduce new segments to the show. "A word from our residents" and "Before you break it"
    1 hr 48 min

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They say in the land of the blind the man with 1 eye is King. Well in todays world the man with any common sense is looked upon with wonder. Former and current colleagues in Residential Maintenance,…