Collin and Brandon lift a mountain with help from the most-armed Pokemon: Machamp! Along the way, Collin has a bone to pick with Bonesaw, Brandon channels some wise words from Alfred Molina, and Machamp throws literally everyone over the horizon.

Brandon and Collin are seriously turned on by the sexiest Pokemon ever: Machoke! Along the way, Collin has some recording quality issues, Brandon realizes he's a criminal, and Machoke poses for a sculpture.

Brandon and Collin lift the heavy weight of an unforgettable episode with the world's biggest strongest Pokemon: Machop! Along the way, Collin becomes the prophet Earth has awaited, Brandon shares an absolutely rediculous opinion on the Jurassic Park franchise, and Machop lifts 100 grown adults without getting tired.

Collin and Brandon are amazed at the intellect of the world's smartest Pokemon: Alakazam! Along the way, Brandon has a query about spoons, Collin describes a new way to take IQ tests, and Alakazam looks down on us like a benevolent god.

Collin and Brandon fall in love with one of the raddest Pokemon of all time: Kadabra! Along the way, Collin rides Spirit, Stallion of the Cimmaron, Brandon judges some applesauce, and Kadabra plays Bradley Cooper's part from Limitless.

Brandon and Collin explore the travels of one of the all-time sleepiest Pokemon: Abra! Along the way, Brandon tries to kill Collin's dog, Collin asks a really great question about kidney stones, and Abra dreams a beautiful dream that is our reality.

Brandon and Collin get f-in swol with the beefiest beefcake this side of the lifting gym: Poliwrath! Along the way, Collin does NOT kill Cornelius, Brandon has a little plan he wants Collin to get on board with, and Poliwrath crosses the Pacific Ocean multiple times like it's NOTHING.

Collin and Brandon dunk on the tadpole Pokemon that is no in any way shape or form a tadpole: Poliwhirl! Along the way, Collin reveals the ultimate fate of his website, Brandon decries the state of the world, and Poliwhirl betrays our nation to England.

Collin and Brandon explore the Pokemon who has the most trouble walking: Poliwag! Along the way, Brandon teaches Collin the true meaning of family, Collin comes up with the perfect Poliwag insult, and Poliwag remains resistant to punches of any kind.

Collin and Brandon get their first taste of legendary Pokemon: Arcanine! Along the way, Collin sends some casserole to China, Brandon tells us all about the new Lion King movie, and Arcanine fuckin' runs across the country like four times.