Brandon and his sister Melissa disect the most mysteriously hoofed Pokemon: Tentacool! Along the way, Brandon reveals the death of Collin, Melissa ACTUALLY KNOWS THINGS, and Tentacool may or may not have eyes for a reason.

Collin and Brandon climb inside the most upside-down Pokemon: Victreebel! Along the way, Collin plays the music of Rent, Brandon shocks the world by reading ahead, and Victreebel does the world's worst impression of a squirrel.

Collin and Brandon wonder as to the purpose of the most "this is a plant" Pokemon: Weepinbell! Along the way, Collin reads poetry, Brandon reads poetry, and Weepinbell inspires poetry.

Collin and Brandon fight over the most well-designed of all the Pokemon: Bellsprout! Along the way, Brandon has some great segment ideas, Collin hates on Joker, and Bellsprout eats everything it can find.

Due to an unexpected bout of sickness, episode 69 has been slightly delayed. Please send Brandon your over-dramatic well-wishes to @BrandonZelman on Twitter!

Collin and Brandon lift a mountain with help from the most-armed Pokemon: Machamp! Along the way, Collin has a bone to pick with Bonesaw, Brandon channels some wise words from Alfred Molina, and Machamp throws literally everyone over the horizon.

Brandon and Collin are seriously turned on by the sexiest Pokemon ever: Machoke! Along the way, Collin has some recording quality issues, Brandon realizes he's a criminal, and Machoke poses for a sculpture.

Brandon and Collin lift the heavy weight of an unforgettable episode with the world's biggest strongest Pokemon: Machop! Along the way, Collin becomes the prophet Earth has awaited, Brandon shares an absolutely rediculous opinion on the Jurassic Park franchise, and Machop lifts 100 grown adults without getting tired.

Collin and Brandon are amazed at the intellect of the world's smartest Pokemon: Alakazam! Along the way, Brandon has a query about spoons, Collin describes a new way to take IQ tests, and Alakazam looks down on us like a benevolent god.

Collin and Brandon fall in love with one of the raddest Pokemon of all time: Kadabra! Along the way, Collin rides Spirit, Stallion of the Cimmaron, Brandon judges some applesauce, and Kadabra plays Bradley Cooper's part from Limitless.