Be careful of the shy nerd at your school, he could be building a c*m machine that rocks your socks off (and gets your rocks off). It’s the absolute loser Forretress! If you hated Pineco, you’re gonna despise this piece of trash! Join Brandon and Brielle as they give each other acting notes, describe the worst smells, and sing a song about castles.

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If you were worried this low-caliber Pokémon would result in a low caliber episode, WELP. BUCKLE UP FOR THE GOD DAMN HATE TRAIN. Trudge along with Brandon and Brielle as they debate how much of a turkey hoagie to toast, discuss how much jizz one needs to create glue, and lose all their sponsorships. Brb, gonna go get fingered at summer camp.

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[DESCRIPTION CONTINUED FROM PART 2] -bake up that blueberry pie, launch out of your mom’s vagina with a parachute in hand, and don’t listen to your evil butthole voice, no matter how convincing it may sound.

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Double the Pokémon does NOT mean double the fun—it’s Girafarig! Join Brandon and Brielle as they break this monstrosity down into two parts: the gentle giant and the evil parasitic buttplug (CLASSIC combo). So - [DESCRIPTION CONTINUED IN PART 2]

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[Spoken in a heavy Scottish accent]
PREEEEVIOUSLY. ONNNNNN LOVE (WOB) ISLAND! A brand new bombshell with a floppy shark fin enters the villa—will he find a connection (starfish butthole smush) with the Wobbuffet in lipstick? Or does his dead but sentient catdog tail have other plans? Was Squidward's squid-only town racist? Tune in to find out, and remember: it is what it is.

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In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine.
 
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Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod
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In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine.
 
Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon
Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod
Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine.
 
Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon
Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod
Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine.
 
Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon
Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod
Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine.
 
Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon
Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod
Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle