So, THAT ended well.

Aside from telling 2021 precisely which circle of Hades in which it should rot, it is unfortunately time for that most time-tested of testy times: "The Year... in Review!"

This time out, Chris has labored mightily, carefully compiling and contrasting his critiques for the best and worst movies of 2021. Pros are proffered, and cons considered, as his list ranges the gamut from the excelsior of the year to the gunk stuck to the bottom of your theater's seat. 

And Spike just laughs and refuses to even consider seeing most of them.

Along the way, there are distractions galore, including a goodbye to the beloved Betty White, and a conversation about how many combat veterans would fit in a minor league pride night.

Oh, and shocking developments about Chris' #1 pick for the year, and stunning developments about a Faustian bargain regarding his geek card.

It all awaits within this new year's first attempt at GEEKIN' OUT!

Well, THAT took long enough. After one failed livecast after another, our review of Spider-man: No Way Out is finally here! Sort of. Ever heard the term "snakebit"? Yeh. That's THIS episode. Anyway, is NWO worth the effort? The hype? The 8 dollar popcorn? Stand by and see for yourself! ...sort of...

Well, hold my box and yank my hanky! It's a brand new episode of the SPIKE N CHRIS PODCAST!

Oh. And the LAST!

GASP!

The boys have two weeks worth of pop culture news to cover, so they blow all that off to pray for Mayfield's tornado victims, fret over carnivores, and get ready for new Spider-Man!

Oh. And this will be the LAST SCP!

'Cuz next time...

Aww, that would be tellin'! So, listen to the very end for the future of SCP!

Spike is back with his brother Chris in tow for another expedition into the seedier side of politics with the CHORE OF DUTY.

In this episode, Spike explores:

*Why ALL men crave masters

*The hole in every soul that causes it

*Why neither men nor government can fill that hole 

*The only one who can AND

*Why liberty and freedom is impossible without Him...

Sit tight, Happy Campers. And try not to get to close to Chris. He's still got a bad case of the Kentucky Crud. Think again with the COD!

With all the hubbub and brouhaha (yeh, they're things), GHOSTBUSTERS AFTERLIFE has finally hit theaters, and the boys have some takes on the movie, its predecessors, the Ghostbusters franchise, Columbia Pictures, Sony, and Hollywood at large.

And Chris attempts to defend Ghostbusters II. Isn't he ADORABLE, folks?!

So, kick back, relax, go see AFTERLIFE, then come right back here for a sniffles-infested SCP!

After a short sniffle-related delay, here's a new episode of the CHORE OF DUTY podcast!

This week, Spike goes solo and take on a trio of torrid topics:

*The RITTENHOUSE TRIAL and why the Kenosha, Wisconsin District Attorney office has a LOT to answer for...

*The CHINESE FLU (there! we said it! oooooh. saucy!) and how the QUOTE VACCINE is not really a vaccine, as well as Spike's updated guidance on who should ACTUALLY get it. (Hint: not ya kids)...

*And this ain't funny. At all. The INCLUSIVITY ALPHABET SOUP really REALLY wants to add... an M? Yeah. It's for "Minor-attracted person," and it's just another way to enable PEDOPHILES to target vulnerable kids...

So, ya had enough yet? When the pendulum swings back to the right, just how far will it go? Swash ya buckles, Happy Campers! The COD is OTA!

Well, sign me up and make me wait on hold for an eternity to cancel before you hang up on me! It's a new ep of the SPIKE N CHRIS PODCAST!

This time out, the boys take care of some business before they take care of business. Namely:

00:35 Programming notes

01:54 Chris' THE ETERNALS reviews

27:05 Tragedy on Indy 5

28:22 Daniel Dae Kim is doing... something

30:00 Evil Gal Gadot in Snow White remake

32:28 Replacing Candy in The Great Outdoors

34:05 Chris Pratt, lasagna lover

36:50 Sell This House... on ELM STREET!

38:40 Super King Reese's cups

40:22 8-Bit Christmas with NPH

44:00 You missed a 500 lunch box auction

47:31 NYT cancelling classic rock

51:20 Russell T Davies zooming Who

So, lease with an option to buy what Marvel's shoveling now! Its eternally the SCP!

The wait is over! The CHORE OF DUTY is back with its fourth season at long last!

In this episode, you'll learn that evil is real.

Yeah. For real. It's really real!

Spike and Chris will go over far more ground in this hour, including whether human beings are inherently good or evil (hint: look at the title), why humanism sucks... SO... hard, and why the opposite of hate is NOT love, and vice versa.

The boys may take a while, but they'll get there.

Promise.

So, enjoy this new ep of an old show, and be good for goodness' sake.

Well... honestly, this ain't funny. Gun Stupid is a thing, apparently, and the boys are about to let Hollywood hear an earful over it.

Your guns down rundown:

01:35 Rust Gun

10:25 RIP Peter Scolari

11:20 Ryan Gosling, Toy Boy

14:37 Welcome Back, Ani

15:01 Riding Wonder Woman

15:45 Pretty grown up

17:29 Spike rants: Dune swoon

19:43 DC Fandome '21

21:08 Bat Flash in the flesh

22:01 About Tim Curry

28:10 Black Adam Rocked

31:55 EVS on CD on SuperQ

34:20 Some bombs need to be Rumbled!

36:32 JOHNNNNNNNNNNN (Peacemaker) CEEENAAAAAAAA!

37:26 Bugging Blue Beetle

41:18 How NBC was really supportive

44:02 Spike imagines: Lucha Knights

46:50 Batgirlx

47:50 Quick Hits: Starfox and Amy's sammich

So, don't be a Baldwin. Get gun smart, and listen to a new episode of SCP!

Well, grab a saw chain and floss them pearly fangs! It's another ep of the SPIKE N CHRIS PODCAST!

From high atop Castle Du Chris, the boys catch up on a busy week o' pop culture! Such as...

0:01:09 Review: VENOM: LET THERE BE CARNAGE

0:27:10 Review: WHAT IF Ultron Had Won?

0:39:10 Japan, we need to talk

0:53:35 The Butch & Sunny Show

0:56:26 The Book of Boba Fett

0:57:04 Sister Act 3 Nunsense

0:58:47 Henry Cavill 007

1:03:58 Shang, Free & Pussdemics

1:05:56 Disney's Lock & Key

1:07:12 Foxx's Misery

1:11:37 Pluto TV's old new on demand

1:14:08 Last call

So, watch that Cumberbatch sandwich, it's turned pretty dark! It's SCP!