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Back at last, it's the world's most unnecessary stream: the SPIKE N CHRIS PODCAST!

This week in issue 122, the boys take on a meandering list of ennui, hoi polloi, and lots of other buzzwords that just guarantee the bestest of times!

So, put down your spam folder, kids! You should eat that on bread, not kraft paper! It's the grand return of SCP... CXXII style! 

Well, fire up your cable app and see all your ads show-free! SCP has returned to Scott's Comic Relief!

This time round, the boys review all the latest eps of all the latest shows:

* Can SUPERMAN & LOIS get General Sam Lane to stick to a character trait already?

* Can THE FLASH spread out their season's plot resolutions over more than the last 15 seconds of an episode?

* Can FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER carry on in Captain America's boot steps?

* And why the AF is Ed Asner the new Captain America?!

These Qs and many more will be A'd in this special podcast of SPIKE N CHRIS N SCOTT!

**This podcast is UNsponsored by Scott's Comic Relief, 420 East Main Street, Suite E, Mount Sterling, Kentucky! Find him on Facebook already and love him long time!

Well, NOW you've gone and done it! You've found another episode of SCP!

Tsk. And you were doing SO well!

This week, we're looking into this n that... a review of RAYA AND THE LAST DRAGON. The last word on WANDAVISION. And a breakdown of the past week's pop culture news in just FIVE MINUTES! And a breakdown by Chris in the following FIVE SECONDS! 

And more, at no extra charge! You FOOL! HAHAHAHA! You KNEW it was an auto-renew! You'll NEVER escape NOW!

All in our special yellow dump truck sized edition of SNC!

Well, we did it again! We've just wasted another afternoon recording another brand spankin' new episode of the SPIKE N CHRIS PODCAST!

This time, the boys are in review mode this time out, taking on SUPERMAN AND LOIS and WANDAVISION.

Chris leads in with a fan's viewpoint, while Spike takes more of a technical story teller's angle. It seems to be all good, at least until Chris tries to sneak in an actual news story. It quickly devolves into fan fic, complete with Spike's idea of a Green Lantern trilogy?... where the entire Corps take on Superman?!

And then it gets WEIRD.

So, buckle up, bunkies! It's the firehose edition of SPIKE N CHRIS!

Well, hold my bridle and put yer bit in mah mouth! It's the SPIKE N CHRIS PODCAST!

Yup, after a three week dry spell, the boys are back in town, ready to take all the nicey-nice feel-good stories and just turn 'em into pr0n!

This here is the entire show for the week ending 27 Feb 21, in a simple easy-t'take firehose format. Featuring:

* Joss Whedon is an *hole, just like Spike!

* HBO Max dropping million$ it ain't got to film The Last of UZZZzzzzz...

* Anti-social media!

And a lot, LOT (srsly, there's a LOT) more!

So, cover YOUR Streaky and ape along with the Superpets! It's an all-new SCP!

Well, open an Express and stock my shorts! It's the SPIKE N CHRIS PODCAST for 31 January 2021! 

Open wide for a fire hose worth of ideas, including (in no particular order): 

*Is WANDAVISION getting any more watchable? 

*What is a DIAMOND HAND anyways? 

*Spike's Crystal D20 look at STREAMING SERVICES... 

*...and how much they're gonna SUCK compared to PHYSICAL MEDIA 

*How Redditors saved AMC THEATERS from Fauci's fundicity (it's a word) 

*Blockbuster Video? Wait... WHUT?! 

And much MUCH more! So, carefully curate your video store's inventory and watch the world squeeze into the pron room! It's SNC XL!

Boy howdy!

Now that the holidays (and 2020, which is a daze of its own) are over, it's time to get back to the serious stuff: MOVIE REVIEWS!

After a brief (for us) news brief (there's that word again), Chris tries to convince Spike to watch WONDER WOMAN 84 (and fails spectacularly. SPOILERZ!!1!!!)

Then, we both review a movie we both actually saw! Pixar's new movie SOUL.

So, who comes out on top? Gal Godot or Trent Reznor? No, srsly! That's what we need to answer on this new ep of SCP!

Well, plug your tab right up your slot! It's (about) time for another SPIKE N CHRIS SHOW!

This time, it's Games People (Don't) Play. To wit:

*Cyberpunk 20suckintysuckin

*Why Spike gave up on video games a good while ago

*Chris is really good at killing people

*Getting "it" up the tailpipe (Last of Us 2, et al)

*Heavy are the Rona restrictions

*Russos x Eleven = Big Hero Asimov

So, hop over to Halo and go on a Snipe hunt! It's SnC!

Well, that took long enough!

Well, twist me in knots and call me Mr Salty! It's our madcap monthly  mayhem at Scott's Comic Relief with an all-new(ish) sixth edition of  SCOTTACULAR: BUTTERSCOTTS!

 ... eh ...

This time out, our intrepid trio take on the tepid trysts of geekdom  with their usual wit and aplomb. (Ok, Chris tries, Spike snarks and Scott is left staring at the nearest  wall plug like he's trying to figure out how many amps across the heart  it would take to take us out.) 

But it's all in good fun!... (ish)... 

So, keep your eye on that creepy guy in the cellophane nightmare! It's a  Scotterrific ep of Spike n Chris!