Back in the day when every neighborhood had a strip mall,

In this episode, Spike presents a beginner's guide to FILM NOIR. Recognized as a genre filled with hard-boiled private eyes, dames that are no darn good, and more hoods than you can shake a Maguffin at, Spike explains the real roots of noir in the studios of Poverty Row. You'll also get five noir movies that will get you started down that dark lonely road... to heartbreak. But that road may take you to places you never imagined...

Oh, and Spike totally blows the lead in D.O.A. He was an accountant, not a hood. Oopsie!

So remember, your whiskey flask will always be there for you. Whiskey understands you like no moll ever will. ~BKR~BRV~

Well, pass your water and concentrate already! It's the 33% slimmer podcast of GEEKIN OUT!

The boys are in new (smaller) digs, and the GEEK NEWS just writes itself (on Chris' cards). A few samples:

*Goodbyes to ANGELA LANSBURY and ROBBIE COLTRANE

*Virtually Famous

*BLACK ADAM got staying power?

*INDIANA JONES 5 - fans 1 (final)

and even more!

So, move along, or we'll make YOU fun-sized on GEEKIN OUT!

Well, that took a while.  GO is back with a new show, AFTERMATH, with immediate reviews of two  movies... er... ONE movie that's making headlines, BLACK ADAM, and one  that's... not (HALLOWEEN ENDS). It's the Rock vs a Halloweenie in our first ever livestream*! *This is actually a repost of a livestream that occurred on Chris' FILM  GEEK Facebook group on Saturday, 22 October 22. We'll try to give a  little more warning next time. :D

Well, down me fluid and spin me webs! It's another super-duper episode of GEEKIN OUT!

This week:

What starts as an innocent news item turns into a 35 minute+ rant about DISNEY overexposing MARVEL thru movies and tv and how DC makes events instead.

Just trust me, this one gets weird fast.

So, don't stand on Superman's cape, spit into a new ep of GEEKIN OUT!

Back in the day when video stores ruled the land,

This week: what do Pete, Jim, Gladys, Sidney, George and two Charlies have in common?

They're in the FIVE MOST POWERFUL ADAM-12 EPISODES EVER.

If you haven't seen ADAM-12, you've missed out on the best police procedural show ever made. So, correct that now and join Officers Malloy and Reed in these 5 examples of powerful true police stories.

Oh, and KMA-367. Roger.

When the stuff up front SUCKS SO SO HARD, take a little trip thru the video shop and check out the BACK RACK VIDEO!

This week, Chris looks back at some of the great kids' movies of the 1990s and, with a little prodding from Spike, provides some guidance on how to take a nostalgic look of your own. Chris looks at:

*Little Giants

*Matilda

*Heavyweights

*The Flintstones

*Home Alone

*Free Willy

*Mighty Ducks

and a lot more! So, don't mind the dust there, some of the bestest stuff ever is on BACK RACK VIDEO...

Well, gaze at my balls and haunt my mansion! It's a very Mickey Mouse edition of GEEKIN OUT!

D23, DISNEY's big Not-A-Comic-Con, got underway and they talked a lot about a lot of things they want us to talk about, but not the PINOCCHIO remake. Or the LITTLE MERMAID rewoke. Or their spat with NETFLIX over ads. Just look at the pretty pictures, will you?!

*Peter Pan and Wendy

*Mufasa

*Disenchanted

*Inside Out 2

*(Another) Haunted Mansion

*Hocus Pocus 2, Fans 0

Plus, Jodie Storm, Never ending reshoots, Bruce + Sam = Darkman, Freddy's Bacon

and more!

So, get a little Goofy and duck, Donald Duck! It's another round of GEEKIN OUT!

Oh, hai, Interwebs!

From the jerks who do the GEEKIN OUT podcast comes... another podcast.

Yeah.

But, after years of grumping about how much the new stuff (movies, TV, streaming, etc) sucks, we're finally offering an alternative! Namely: old stuff that used to sit on the back racks of your neighborhood video store. That's where the classics, the forgotten, and the moldy oldies lived! And now, so do we with BACK RACK VIDEO!

This week: Mystery Science Theater 3000 has poked fun and talked all over some of the worst movies ever made. But not all of them were complete turkeys. Thus, THE UNRIFFED FIVE (or so) are MST3K movies worth seeing on their own, sans the jokes and invention exchanges. Spike picks five gems that have redeeming values all their own, and the legendary Beloved Wife has added her own five picks from off-stage!

So, kick back and let us guide you thru the great video store in the sky with the very first edition of BACK RACK VIDEO!

Well, corn my cob and hush my puppies! It's the long-threatened... uh... -AWAITED 200th episode of GEEKIN OUT!

The party's in full swing, and the boys are the ones bringing the presents!

*Labor Day 2022 has not been kind to Hollywood as an expanded SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME and TOP GUN: MAVERICK are dominating the box office. Luckily, the first spin-off of Geekin Out is here: BACK RACK VIDEO, a new series on what to watch when the new stuff sucks!

*This week also sees the return of a series we thought long gone: THE CHORE OF DUTY begins its fifth season with a follow-up to a highly popular episode featuring a WW2 cartoon that is sadly very relevant today.

But, don't think we're slacking too much. The boys also tackle:

*Remakes of PETER PAN and THOR that no one wants from the guy who made a WINNIE-THE-POOH trailer no one wants

*A COBRA KAI trilogy?

*DISNEY + MARVEL = 13 years

And more, more, MORE!

So, come to the party, Artie, and drop your guard, cuz we're bringin' the punches! It's GEEKIN OUT 200 Y'All!

Well, run down to Sherwin's and paint all of Berwyn (BERWYN?)! It's a very creepish GEEKIN OUT!

This week, the boys are prepping for their super-duper 200th episode, but they're not slacking on this one! Nope, no slacking when people need smacking. Thus, meet this week's slappees:

*WLEX & SCRIPPS slip a trip for SVENGOOLIE and the MeTV ship

*A bonus review of Lexington's current broadcast networks

*DISNEY keeps flipping scripts

*KATHLEEN KENNEDY hates men, is a broomstick blip

plus NEWSISH stuff on BATMAN, UHURA, FLETCH and PEE WEE!

And up to 50% more!

So enjoy your MASH and ANDY GRIFFITH while you can. It's rubber chicken soup for the soul on GEEKIN OUT!