Why Can't We Be Wizards

Why Can't We Be Wizards

By Kevin Rizza, Mike Turley, Alie Turley, Mitchell Cassidy, Charlotte Cassidy, Elliot KelleyLeisureGamesFictionComedy Fiction
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Why Can't We Be Wizards episodes

  • Listener Questions & Book One Wrap-up!

    We have a bonus episode this week!

    Alie sits all of us down to answer listener questions and talk about the first book of Why Can't We Be Wizards, which we're calling Caleb Murkwood and the Speckled Potion! Learn about the players behind our characters, our real Hogwarts houses, our chocolate preferences and what it's like to be first-time podcasters.

    We'll be back on our regular schedule next week with the first chapter of Book Two!

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    You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!

    Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
    Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!

    Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
    https://whycantwebewizards.com/

    Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards

    If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.

    Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
    https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
    https://twitter.com/ATablestory

    56 min
  • Ep. 14: Book One, Chapter Fourteen - Through the Maze

    After seemingly completing the First Year House Hunt, the group finds themselves staring down a grown adult. Will first year magic be enough to get them through their toughest challenge yet? Freya gets raised up. Allison summons an angel. Skyler wants answers. Leo gets aggressive. Caleb weighs a tough choice.

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    You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!

    Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
    Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!

    Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
    https://whycantwebewizards.com/

    Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards

    If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.

    Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
    https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
    https://twitter.com/ATablestory

    1 hr 34 min
  • Ep. 13: Book One, Chapter Thirteen - The First Year House Hunt

    Caleb needs to sort himself out before end-of-year festivities begin. Skyler starts a new religion. Freya does her best to keep a secret. Allison sees the light. Leo draws a smiley face.

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    You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!

    Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
    Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!

    Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
    https://whycantwebewizards.com/

    Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards

    If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.

    Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
    https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
    https://twitter.com/ATablestory

    1 hr 35 min
  • Ep. 12: Book One, Chapter Twelve - The Speckled Potion

    Freya and Caleb sneak off at night to start brewing their own Wolfsbane potion in the secret room. Later, the group gets involved in some athletic endeavors. Allison seeks electronic help. Skyler starts her new apprenticeship. Leo goes on a grand adventure. Freya looks for a spot to hide. Caleb pulls a switcheroo.

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    You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!

    Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
    Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!

    Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
    https://whycantwebewizards.com/

    Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards

    If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.

    Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
    https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
    https://twitter.com/ATablestory

    1 hr 16 min
  • Ep. 11: Book One, Chapter Eleven - The Emotion of the Potion

    Back at school after some time apart during winter break, the group reconnects. Later that week, they go to potions class in the dungeon and find themselves dealing with unorthodox teaching methods. Caleb confides in a friend. Leo works on his painting. Skyler finds an unlikely mentor. Freya steals and lies (not necessarily in that order). Allison finds replacement music.

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    You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!

    Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
    Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!

    Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
    https://whycantwebewizards.com/

    Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards

    If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.

    Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
    https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
    https://twitter.com/ATablestory

    1 hr 6 min
  • Ep. 10: Book One, Chapter Ten - The Holidays

    The group says their goodbyes for the first time since moving into school together, as everyone heads home for the break. Or do they? Skyler hears from someone unexpected. Caleb leans on a friend for guidance and help. Freya tries her best to be a perfect daughter. Leo is bad at drawing. Allison pulls a few pranks.

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    You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!

    Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
    Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!

    Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
    https://whycantwebewizards.com/

    Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards

    If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.

    Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
    https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
    https://twitter.com/ATablestory

    1 hr 22 min
  • Ep. 9: Book One, Chapter Nine - The Heist

    Caleb and Freya have a heart to heart and share some secrets. Later, the group has to present their semester group projects for Transfiguration class. Freya needs to keep up appearances. Allison plays lookout. Skyler likes to sing. Leo forgets the plan. Caleb can't stop putting feet on food.

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    You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!

    Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
    Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!

    Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
    https://whycantwebewizards.com/

    Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards

    If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.

    Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
    https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
    https://twitter.com/ATablestory

    1 hr 19 min
  • Ep. 8: Book One, Chapter Eight - Wizard in the Woods

    The group are still split up after their separate forays into the woods -- some for real, some in their dreams. As they come back together, they have a lot to discuss. Caleb isn't as hard to read as he wishes he was. Allison giggles inappropriately. Skyler shares a secret with everyone. Freya wishes she could trust her friend. Leo burned his butt.

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    You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!

    Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
    Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!

    Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
    https://whycantwebewizards.com/

    Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards

    If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.

    Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
    https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
    https://twitter.com/ATablestory

    1 hr 11 min
  • Ep. 7: Book One, Chapter Seven - Halloween

    Splitting up after finishing up some work at the library, Allison Skyler and Leo go off to finish up their costumes. Hopefully everyone is getting excited for the feast! Freya looks for banned books. Caleb needs a haircut. Allison channels her inner RBG. Leo fumbles in the dark. Skyler supports their friends as much as they can.

    ✨

    You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!

    Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
    Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!

    Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
    https://whycantwebewizards.com/

    Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards

    If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.

    Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
    https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
    https://twitter.com/ATablestory

    1 hr 21 min
  • Ep. 6: Book One, Chapter Six - Hagrid's Hut

    The companions get acclimated to the castle in their first two months at Hogwarts. They meet Hagrid in his hut for the first time and learn exactly what a rock cake is. On Halloween, they face their first real threat: test results! Leo runs as fast as he can. Caleb has an idea. Freya has a new close friend. Skyler tries to cheer up her bestie. Allison ponders the importance of hard work.

    ✨

    You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!

    Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
    Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!

    Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
    https://whycantwebewizards.com/

    Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards

    If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.

    Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
    https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
    https://twitter.com/ATablestory

    1 hr 17 min

About Why Can't We Be Wizards

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A wizarding comedy improv storytelling podcast fated by dice. Six friends craft an original story with new characters set at a modern and inclusive Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Come be wizards with us! New episodes fortnightly on Fridays.