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Why Can't We Be Wizards
By Kevin Rizza, Mike Turley, Alie Turley, Mitchell Cassidy, Charlotte Cassidy, Elliot KelleyLeisureGamesFictionComedy Fiction
Why Can't We Be Wizards episodes
- Ep. 33: Book Three, Chapter Five - Maverick Maximillian and the March of the Monarchs
The group starts a book club where both old and new friends meet for some fun discussion. Later, everyone can't help but unpack a few things while they're not paying attention to Professor Binns in History of Magic. Leo spoils a sequel. Allison writes her own gospel. Caleb talks to strangers. Freya is definitely not afraid of heights. Skyler gets a new power. Or is it a curse?
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 1 min - Ep. 32: Book Three, Chapter Four - Electives
We head back in time to see what Caleb was up to this summer. Then, the whole group finds out what their class load looks like for the year. Caleb does a Walter White. Leo makes good use of a bucket. Freya takes something useful. Allison can't wait to meet the coolest creatures. Skyler makes a special portrait.
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 4 min - Ep. 31: Book Three, Chapter Three - Arithmancy
The group heads back to Hogwarts for their third year. Later, they take a new class together. Caleb tries to make friends. Skyler ponders how to handle their family. Leo thinks he knows what he's doing. Freya draws something. Allison joins a new club.
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 2 min - Ep. 30: Book Three, Chapter Two - The Reporter
The group finally gets back together at the end of the summer, just in time for a shopping trip to Diagon Alley! Leo wants sweets. Allison gets a special gift. Caleb lives in a box. Freya learns a terrible truth. Skyler looks for some answers.
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 4 min - Ep. 29: Book Three, Chapter One - Mushrooms and Teapots
The group finds themselves in a sparkly magical fairy filled forest. There, they self actualize while somebody talks to them about a quest they don't really care about. Caleb does his best Jack Nicholson impression. Allison comforts a friend. Leo waxes philosophical. Freya didn't learn much Spanish this summer. Skyler turns into the Magic School Bus? I guess?!
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 9 min - Listener Questions & Book Two Wrap-up!
Another book closed, another bonus Q&A episode!
Mike tries to keep us all on topic while we ramble about ourselves, our characters and our world, and answer some questions from our wonderful listeners. Learn about our favorite creatures, our patronuses (patroni?), the candy that represents us, Leo's motivations, and the best/worst food we could enleggen. Thanks again for sending all your questions!
Yes, we did actually create an #enleggen channel for your food-feet ideas on the Discord. And seriously, look at this baby emo cow.
We'll be back with the season 3 premiere on August 27th!
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Big thanks to our friends at Puffcast: Your Harry Potter Happy Place for sending in a question! If you like our show, you should check them out too.
You can find them on all podcast apps as Puffcast and on all social media as @puffcastpod.
https://linktr.ee/puffcast✨
You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 2 min - Ep. 28: Book Two, Chapter Fourteen - Finals and Farewells
The gang regroups to discuss what to do next after a horrifying trip across time and space. Caleb confronts his future. Allison writes a response. Leo recons with his actions. Skyler discusses the pros and cons of capes. Freya fights her fears.
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 15 min - Ep. 27: Book Two, Chapter Thirteen - The Obsidian Labyrinth
Still separated, the rest of the group tries to make their way through the Obsidian Labyrinth to find Leo. Caleb doesn't understand emotional story beats. Freya tries to be a leader. Skyler doesn't believe what they hear. Allison tries to subdue an opponent. Leo makes a choice.
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Special thanks to this week's guest commercial contributor Caity Gebs! Follow them on Twitter @CaitGebhard! Disclaimer: these tweets are 50% TTRPG and 50% accessibility.
Caity is a regular on another show you should check out called Wards and Witchcraft! It's an occult horror RPG podcast run by our very own Mitchell (Caleb) and it also stars Charlotte (Skyler). Check them out on YouTube via this playlist and be sure to subscribe! You can also listen and subscribe at https://anchor.fm/wards-and-witchcraft or anywhere you listen to podcasts. Follow them on Twitter @WitchcraftWards!
If you're interested in making a guest appearance on the show, send us an owl! [email protected] or @WhyNotWizards on Twitter.
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 15 min - Ep. 26: Book Two, Chapter Twelve - Unraveling Timelines
Most of the group is blissfully unaware of their new lives without Leo as they head to charms class for a light end of the year practice session. Caleb giggles uncontrollably. Skyler ponders the meaning of existence. Allison doesn't like Cheerios. Leo grapples with a serious threat. Freya tries to show everyone the truth.
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 11 min - Ep. 25: Book Two, Chapter Eleven - The Doctor Professor Wizard Magical Roleplaying Experience
Sat down for a little bit of group therapy, the group plays a game with Emmanuel. Caleb/Hero Monster Person protects his most prized possession. Leo/Doctor Professor Wizard gives something up to get something else. Allison/Detective Spy Guy does their best salesman impression. Freya/Investigator Psychologist Boss reads minds. Seriously. Skyler/Art/Mona Lisa With Cool Guy Sunglasses/Scream put themselves in harms way.
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The Doctor Professor Wizard Magical Roleplaying Experience is based on Super: Brains & Brawn by user TheOwlington on Imgur, which is itself based on Lasers & Feelings by John Harper. Check them out!
Shout out to our friends at Puffcast: Your Harry Potter Happy Place! If you like our show, you should check them out too.
You can find them on all podcast apps as Puffcast and on all social media as @puffcastpod.
https://linktr.ee/puffcast✨
You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 24 min
About Why Can't We Be Wizards
From the publisher's feed
A wizarding comedy improv storytelling podcast fated by dice. Six friends craft an original story with new characters set at a modern and inclusive Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Come be wizards with us! New episodes fortnightly on Fridays.
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Twenty-two years after the Battle of Hogwarts and Harry Potter's triumphant victory over He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, five young friends retrace the steps of thousands of students to discover magic, friendship, and perhaps a bit of mischief at Hogwarts. From sorting in the Great Hall to the awarding of the House Cup, these inquisitive new wizards must discover their own destiny amid the twisting walls and moving staircases of a school full of secrets not even Dumbledore claimed to know.
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Why Can't We Be Wizards is an all new wizarding story improvised by Kevin Rizza, Elliot Kelley, Alie and Mike Turley, and Charlotte and Mitchell Cassidy. We play a simple tabletop roleplaying game called Witchcraft and Wizardry created by Tablestory. As game master and producer, your resident Potter nerd Kevin magically transfigures our hours of tabletop nonsense into a tight, atmospheric, story-first listening experience. Come along on an adventure with Caleb, Skyler, Allison, Leo and Freya every other Friday as they cast spells, roll dice, uncover mysteries and find themselves through their time in school.