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Why Can't We Be Wizards
By Kevin Rizza, Mike Turley, Alie Turley, Mitchell Cassidy, Charlotte Cassidy, Elliot KelleyLeisureGamesFictionComedy Fiction
Why Can't We Be Wizards episodes
- Ep. 51: Book Four, Chapter Seven - The Old King's Castle
Everyone regroups after dashing to the next safe zone, where they meet some old friends. Caleb strategizes. Freya channels her inner Kevin McCallister. Leo ducks behind cover. Skyler doesn't want to go back to gym class. Allison makes a shocking choice.
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 12 min - Ep. 50: Book Four, Chapter Six - The First Task
The group prepares for the first task with an old friend. But what horrors await them? Certain doom? Skyler rolls into action. Caleb leads the pack. Freya interrogates a bear. Leo plans a fire in advance for once. Allison wants to find a friend for the end of the world.
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 9 min - Bonus Dungbombs (Blooper Reel)
We regret to inform you that we have no new episode this week. But we have... something! Enjoy this silly compilation of cut content. We'll be back in two weeks on July 15th with a new episode!
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory14 min - Ep. 49: Book Four, Chapter Five - Atlantis
After a few weeks getting acclimated to their new classes, the group goes on a tour of Atlantis' hot spots. Freya reassures a friend. Skyler rolls around. Caleb expects better amenities. Leo hesitates. Allison gets confused.
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 8 min - Ep. 48: Book Four, Chapter Four - Fortune Cookie Polar Bear Socks
The group heads to Atlantis to register and learn more about participating in the fifty wizard Triwizard Tournament. Later, they take their first class at a foreign school. Allison clears up a misunderstanding. Freya just wants to sit down and study. Skyler knows how to play a crowd. Caleb has a message for all the young wolves out there. Leo is a tree, I guess.
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 13 min - Ep. 47: Book Four, Chapter Three - Fifty Champions
The group all heads to Beauxbatons for the champion selection for the Triwizard Tournament. Will their team really be selected? What other famous students might be in attendance? Caleb makes comparisons. Leo is in time out. Skyler makes some new friends. Freya makes some flowers. Allison does a relatively convincing Michael Jackson.
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 8 min - Ep. 46: Book Four, Chapter Two - Fan Mail and Tournaments
The group kicks back and relaxes at a barbecue the day before returning for their fourth year at school. Once at school, they learn about some new developments and staff changes. Leo dunks on Shaq. Caleb just wants to do magic. Allison causes a small fire. Skyler hesitates. Freya doesn't have that much in common with her definitely-not-boyfriend.
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 5 min - Ep. 45: Book Four, Chapter One - The Tike Murley Super Fun Zone
The group heads to sunny Florida to cheer on Allison and the rest of the Hogwarts Band in an international competition. There, they also get a chance to go to an amusement park! Freya is a trendsetter. Skyler explores their mind palace. Caleb divulges his eating habits. Leo shotguns a chili dog. Allison meets some very special friends.
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 18 min - The Doctor Professor Wizard Interactive Collaborative Mini-Game Party Pack & Book Three Wrap-Up
For the book three wrap-up episode, we're bringing you something a little different! Take a break from the adventure to play a different kind of game with us.
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory47 min - Ep. 44: Book Three, Chapter Sixteen - The Golden Aura
Faced with an impossible task, the group does what they do best. They stand fast in the face of danger. Leo handles the pyrotechnics. Allison takes a stand. Caleb gets off balance. Freya blames herself. Skyler faces the truth.
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory58 min
About Why Can't We Be Wizards
From the publisher's feed
A wizarding comedy improv storytelling podcast fated by dice. Six friends craft an original story with new characters set at a modern and inclusive Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Come be wizards with us! New episodes fortnightly on Fridays.
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Twenty-two years after the Battle of Hogwarts and Harry Potter's triumphant victory over He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, five young friends retrace the steps of thousands of students to discover magic, friendship, and perhaps a bit of mischief at Hogwarts. From sorting in the Great Hall to the awarding of the House Cup, these inquisitive new wizards must discover their own destiny amid the twisting walls and moving staircases of a school full of secrets not even Dumbledore claimed to know.
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Why Can't We Be Wizards is an all new wizarding story improvised by Kevin Rizza, Elliot Kelley, Alie and Mike Turley, and Charlotte and Mitchell Cassidy. We play a simple tabletop roleplaying game called Witchcraft and Wizardry created by Tablestory. As game master and producer, your resident Potter nerd Kevin magically transfigures our hours of tabletop nonsense into a tight, atmospheric, story-first listening experience. Come along on an adventure with Caleb, Skyler, Allison, Leo and Freya every other Friday as they cast spells, roll dice, uncover mysteries and find themselves through their time in school.