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Why Can't We Be Wizards
By Kevin Rizza, Mike Turley, Alie Turley, Mitchell Cassidy, Charlotte Cassidy, Elliot KelleyLeisureGamesFictionComedy Fiction
Why Can't We Be Wizards episodes
- Ep. 59: Book Four, Chapter Fifteen - The Battle of Salem
Most of the group goes after Kaiju Taylor Swift to try to save Leo and... win the Triwizard Tournament? Leo tries a Ratatouille. Caleb is either Iron Man or Captain America. Skyler meets some muggles. Allen comes to terms with himself. Did Freya survive?
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Special thanks to Jake Burley for reprising their role as Allen's Disney Prince singing voice in this episode!
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 20 min - Ep. 58: Book Four, Chapter Fourteen - Misfits and Musicals
In a last ditch effort to write his song, Allen takes Taylor Swift's potion. The next day, the group gets ready for the Triwizard Prom. Caleb wonders why he can't be a wizard. Freya makes sacrifices. Leo wants to be taken seriously. Skyler reaches out. Allen reaches within.
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The music from this episode is available as an album on Spotify and other music services!
Listen here on Spotify, or check it out wherever you listen to music at https://linktr.ee/wizardsmusical !🎵✨🎵✨
Extra special thanks to our good friend Jake Burley for collaborating with us on the music for this episode! Jake composed most of the music and worked closely with us over the last several months to record, instrument and produce these songs. Jake also provided the lovely singing voice for Allen's "disney prince"!
This project has been in the works for a long time. We're super proud of how it came out and we hope you enjoy listening to it as much as we enjoyed making it.
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 28 min - Bonus One-Shot: The Investigators!
This week, Alie takes over as DM for a one-shot episode with new characters! Matt tries to smell unicorns. Harper restores what once was. Kenny realizes something about himself. Denny questions who he really is. Ollie reveals his inner Ratatouille.
We'll be back on November 25th with our regular characters for a VERY special episode!
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory46 min - Some quick announcementsHey! Unfortunately there's no new episode this week, but we're working on some really exciting stuff for you! Next week (November 11th), Alie will be running a one-shot where we will be playing as new characters!Our next regular episode will be 2 weeks after that on November 25th, and the following episode will be 1 week later on December 2nd. After that we'll be back on our regular fortnightly schedule!We also need listener questions for our upcoming wrap-up episode! Write us a question or record a voice memo and we'll play it on the show!2 min
- Ep. 57: Book Four, Chapter Thirteen - Prom Season
Wizard Prom is coming up way sooner than anyone in the group is ready for (well, except for Freya, but that girl's life is way too put together). The Ravenclaws have dance lessons, and then get ready for the most terrifying quest of their lives: asking someone to the dance. Freya has a heart to heart. Caleb likes to make potions. Leo gets involved in a house elf montage. Skyler isn't coping very well. Allen accepts some help.
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 16 min - Ep. 56: Book Four, Chapter Twelve - A Holland Lop
The group is caught totally off guard with the abrupt ending of the second task. They do their best to regroup and show a united front in the post game press conference. Skyler doesn't understand. Freya lives her life the best way she can. Leo talks about his favorite game. Caleb is inspirational. Allen speaks his truth.
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 20 min - Ep. 55: Book Four, Chapter Eleven - The One Closest To You
Deep underground Hogwarts, the group continues to race through the trials of the second task. But first they have to face their greatest challenge yet... themselves? Leo really likes bacon. Freya doesn't really like bacon. Skyler brings people together. Caleb sees through the mirror. Allen is surprised.
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 12 min - Ep. 54: Book Four, Chapter Ten - The Second Task
The group gets their ducks in a row as they reckon with just how much pressure is on them ahead of the second task in the Tri(50)wizard Tournament. Caleb translates for the group. Skyler offers some comfort. Leo has some flashbacks. Allen tries to take charge. Freya gets put on the spot.
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 13 min - Ep. 53: Book Four, Chapter Nine - The Secret Task
The group is given a clue ahead of the second task. Later, they all find themselves in potions class and tensions with the Hufflepuffs are still running high. Caleb has big feet. Skyler seeks their mentor for advice. Leo meets a new friend. Allen has his eyes on the prize. Freya is the only trustworthy one.
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 11 min - Ep. 52: Book Four, Chapter Eight - Who You Are
The first task comes to a dizzying finish. After the awards ceremony, the group is still trying reckon with the outcome. Caleb overcomes his fear of water. Skyler speaks out for what's right. Leo gets buff. Freya has a dream. Allison faces a challenge.
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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!
Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards
If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.
Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory1 hr 9 min
About Why Can't We Be Wizards
From the publisher's feed
A wizarding comedy improv storytelling podcast fated by dice. Six friends craft an original story with new characters set at a modern and inclusive Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Come be wizards with us! New episodes fortnightly on Fridays.
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Twenty-two years after the Battle of Hogwarts and Harry Potter's triumphant victory over He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, five young friends retrace the steps of thousands of students to discover magic, friendship, and perhaps a bit of mischief at Hogwarts. From sorting in the Great Hall to the awarding of the House Cup, these inquisitive new wizards must discover their own destiny amid the twisting walls and moving staircases of a school full of secrets not even Dumbledore claimed to know.
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Why Can't We Be Wizards is an all new wizarding story improvised by Kevin Rizza, Elliot Kelley, Alie and Mike Turley, and Charlotte and Mitchell Cassidy. We play a simple tabletop roleplaying game called Witchcraft and Wizardry created by Tablestory. As game master and producer, your resident Potter nerd Kevin magically transfigures our hours of tabletop nonsense into a tight, atmospheric, story-first listening experience. Come along on an adventure with Caleb, Skyler, Allison, Leo and Freya every other Friday as they cast spells, roll dice, uncover mysteries and find themselves through their time in school.