Why Can't We Be Wizards

Why Can't We Be Wizards

By Kevin Rizza, Mike Turley, Alie Turley, Mitchell Cassidy, Charlotte Cassidy, Elliot KelleyLeisureGamesFictionComedy Fiction
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Why Can't We Be Wizards episodes

  • Ep. 43: Book Three, Chapter Fifteen - The Missing Aura

    The group storms inside Azkaban, determined to save their friends. But will they be able to stop fully grown adults? Again?! Skyler faces their fears. Caleb double jumps. Leo uses sleight of hand. Freya dodges out of the way. Allison uses the power of love magic.

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    Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
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    1 hr 16 min
  • Ep. 42: Book Three, Chapter Fourteen - Azkaban Prison

    Resolute, the group plots their rescue mission. Skyler teaches the value of friendship. Caleb attempts a diving rescue. Leo gives up his most prized possession. Freya uses her dad's money against him. Allison protects her friends.

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    Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
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    1 hr 21 min
  • Ep. 41: Book Three, Chapter Thirteen - Third Year Exams (Part 2)

    The group continues to take their final exams, doing their best to show off everything they learned over the course of the last year. But will our young Ravenclaws do enough to impress their professors? Caleb does his own form of inspiration. Skyler gets paint everywhere. Freya takes a bold stand. Allison tries to unlock her potential. Leo apologizes in the only way he knows how.

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    If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.

    Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
    https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
    https://twitter.com/ATablestory

    52 min
  • Ep. 40: Book Three, Chapter Twelve - Third Year Exams (Part 1)

    The group is still reveling from Skyler's rousing speech and their success with the poster campaign. The whole school is riled up, and they decide to have a pool party to celebrate on the night before exams! Skyler is really not sure when airplanes were invented. Leo tries to make tearaway pants a thing again. Allison provides the tunes. Freya adjusts to her new normal. Caleb has a drink.

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    Special thanks to this week's guest contributors Caity Gebs (@CaitGebhard), Alice B (@AliceBStreaming), and Aspen Miller!

    Caity is a regular on another show you should check out called Wards and Witchcraft! It's an occult horror RPG podcast run by our very own Mitchell (Caleb) and it also stars Charlotte (Skyler). Check them out on YouTube via this playlist and be sure to subscribe! You can also listen and subscribe at https://anchor.fm/wards-and-witchcraft or anywhere you listen to podcasts. Follow them on Twitter @WitchcraftWards!

    If you're interested in making a guest appearance on the show, send us an owl! [email protected] or @WhyNotWizards on Twitter.

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    You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!

    Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
    Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!

    Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
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    Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards

    If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.

    Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
    https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
    https://twitter.com/ATablestory

    58 min
  • Ep. 39: Book Three, Chapter Eleven - Returning Nightmares

    The group all try their best to juggle school and all of their concerns about the impending election. They do their best to uncover some surprising secrets, and work together to tell their classmate's stories, but will that be enough? Skyler comforts a friend. Leo considers poison as an option. Caleb consults his map. Freya confronts her future. Allison finds a new use for Laundry Hammer™️.

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    You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!

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    Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
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    Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards

    If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.

    Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
    https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
    https://twitter.com/ATablestory

    1 hr 13 min
  • Ep. 38: Book Three, Chapter Ten - The Doomsday Clock

    The group gets back into the swing of things after the holidays, and the work is piling up for the third years. Meanwhile, they've also got to do something to turn the tide of this election. But what can a bunch of 13 year old kids who are stuck at a magical boarding school do? Caleb tries to play it cool. Skyler tells their stories. Allison plays lookout. Leo wins a very important fight. Freya avoids her dreams.

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    You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!

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    Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
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    Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards

    If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.

    Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
    https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
    https://twitter.com/ATablestory

    57 min
  • Ep. 37: Book Three, Chapter Nine - Vandals or Visionaries

    The group talks with the rest of the partygoers about what to do next, and Jonas has a few ideas to make a real statement. Later, everyone heads across town to count down to the new year. Freya uses some new instruments. Leo gets the spotlight. Allison literally breakdances. Caleb meets a new friend. Skyler contemplates what's to come.

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    You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!

    Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
    Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!

    Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
    https://whycantwebewizards.com/

    Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards

    If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.

    Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
    https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
    https://twitter.com/ATablestory

    1 hr 4 min
  • Ep. 36: Book Three, Chapter Eight - The Other Potion

    Everyone catches their breath after a very scary encounter at the Shrieking Shack's Horror Night of Horrors. Later, they all get an invite to hang out with the cool kids. Leo confronts his biggest fear. Skyler continues their definitely-not-Jedi training. Allison jumps in the way to protect a friend. Freya lets herself get pranked. Caleb finds a new path.

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    You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!

    Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
    Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!

    Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
    https://whycantwebewizards.com/

    Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards

    If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.

    Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
    https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
    https://twitter.com/ATablestory

    1 hr 1 min
  • Ep. 35: Book Three, Chapter Seven - Escape the Shack

    The group all find themselves in an escape room with precious galleons on the line. Will they be able to solve the puzzles and make it out in time? Skyler makes another rousing speech. Allison channels her inner Jack Sparrow. Leo tries a lot of combinations. Freya faces her fears. Caleb makes a daring sacrifice.

    ✨

    You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!

    Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
    Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!

    Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
    https://whycantwebewizards.com/

    Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards

    If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.

    Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
    https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
    https://twitter.com/ATablestory

    1 hr 18 min
  • Ep. 34: Book Three, Chapter Six - Haircuts at Hogsmeade

    The group talks with a recovering Skyler in the hospital wing. As the year goes on, they finally get a chance to head to Hogsmeade, on Halloween no less. Freya works on her gambling addiction. Skyler does their best Solid Snake impression. Allison does a sweet guitar solo. Leo wishes he read the fine print. Caleb gets a very special gift.

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    You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!

    Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
    Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!

    Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
    https://whycantwebewizards.com/

    Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards

    If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.

    Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
    https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
    https://twitter.com/ATablestory

    1 hr 22 min

About Why Can't We Be Wizards

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A wizarding comedy improv storytelling podcast fated by dice. Six friends craft an original story with new characters set at a modern and inclusive Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Come be wizards with us! New episodes fortnightly on Fridays.