Why Did We Ever Meet?

This episode was recorded after a weekend of witnessing protests on behalf of the #BlackLivesMatter movement being disrupted by overly aggressive law enforcement. So, the Club's hearts are heavy, and needless to say, they're a bit distracted by their sadness. But, we still get to enjoy some laughs! Ashley & Cash talk about their belief in ghosts, Wes thinks they're dumb. A new segment is born as well! It's called "Pass or Trash" where Ashley shares her views on wrestlers and whether they pass her criteria...or get trashed. As always, the support is appreciated. Please subscribe to the show and give the ol' Dave Meltzer 5 star rating!

What starts off as a normal episode gets quickly derailed by Cash being an absolute lunatic. Mom & Dad do their best to have a sensible conversation but the resident anime pervert wants to talk about his genitals and understanding how bras work. In between his podcast terrorism, the Club discusses AEW Double Or Nothing, potato chips, and...well, let's be honest. This episode barely stays on course in avoiding implosion. Pro tip: Never let a teenager just HAVE a live mic. Don't forget to subscribe to the show!

The Allen Club is reckoning with the current state of the world and its response to the pandemic. Like many, ol' Mom & Dad are trying to comprehend how they'll not hate a large portion of the country when it's all said and done. Meanwhile, the family also tries to help Cash solve the mystery of messed up middle school girls (spoiler alert: there's no solving this problem. Puberty is a motherfucker!). Oh, and after you hear a large portion of today's episode you'll realize very quickly how apropo Cash's song choice is for closing it out. Don't forget to subscribe!!!!

To honor the matron saint of the Allen Club, we talk about motherhood. Ashley discusses becoming a mom and the trials and tribulations of doing so...while being married to Wes. The family talks about paranoid parenting, weird birthday parties and dealing with death when you're not expecting to. Lots of wild topics come up this week, so dig in!

The Allen Club continues to deal with this quarantine life like everyone else: distraction. As the time of year approaches to work on landscaping, Ashley remembers why she's such a spazz when it comes to sunscreen. The gang talks movies, Roxie's penis & vagina art and a lot more! Don't forget to subscribe!

The title is so provocative!!! But is it true??? Well, there's only one way to find out...and that's to listen to the episode and find out what the hell is going on. While you're there, check out the discussion on Brad Elmore's new film BIT & why the whole family loves it. You also get some insight as to what havoc Wes's intensity tends to wreak. This is a wild episode filled with twists and turns and the explanation as to what's going on. Is the Allen Club making room for another member...? Listen to find out!

As the country preps for poorly conceived reopening plans, The Allen Club questions whether things will ever be the same again. Marvel at Ashley as she refuses to allow Wes to write off all of humanity like some sort of ultimate dad super villain. The gang also discusses Joe Begos' new film VFW, The Crow, and Shudder's new series, Cursed Films. A potpourri of topics from a family on the brink of sanity.

Quarantine is still in full effect which may be the cause of this episode. Mom & Dad discuss their views on religion, faith, and the harmful effects it's having on people...on Easter. Lots of personal shit gets spilled on this one. This is a deep dive into how Wes & Ash navigate a very weird time in history. But fear not! Ash shoots on WWE and Cash does a BEAUTIFUL Nick Lowe cover!

The quarantine continues! The Allen Club talks about Wrinkles The Clown, Shudder's new series Cursed Films, and discuss their initial reactions to Wrestlemania. Spoiler alert: Ashley gets outed as a true wrestling snob! The conversation also steers towards Ashley's uncanny ability to find even the most hidden of stray kittens to bring home...and Wes's reluctancy to support this history of charity. And don't think the kids don't show up. Cash joins in on wrestling discussion and Roxie does...well, Roxie stuff.

Quarantining continues and the tattered edges are starting to show. But, fear not! An exciting episode is upon us! The kids get into a fight ON MIC. The Tiger King himself, Joe Exotic, visits and sings us one of his hits. The family unravels the mystery of why Bayley (one of the family cats) shit on Cash's pillow, and a whole lot more. Plus, another live number from Cash to close out the show. Your family may be falling apart, but The Allen Cub is joining you on that adventure!