Betsy and Ari go to the reader mailbag to talk about getting trailed by museum security, everyone getting the flu at the same time, and America’s unsung heroes: dads with secret second families.

Actor and writer Jill Bartlett (Disney's Amphibia, The Pump and Dump Show) joins Betsy and guest co-host Amy Albert to talk about a life changing fork in the road, walking on carpet wearing piss slippers, and a trip to the dentist that shatters your sense of self.

Betsy Stover and Amy Albert take listener stories live!

Betsy and Ari join forces to listen to your listener voicemails!

JoAnn Crohn and Brie Tucker, hosts of the No Guilt Mom podcast, join Betsy to talk about being criticized for not using new slang correctly, teaching kids how to ride bikes, and very public announcements about very private parts.

Comedian Nick Stevens joins Betsy and guest co-host Ari Voukydis to talk about kid who are too good at hiding, the youngest Grinch, and getting totally swindled into sniffing someones nuts.

Writer and comedian Kelly Hudson (Search Party, What Are You Into podcast) joins Betsy and Amy Albert to talk about kids with bad taste in interior decor, speaking gibberish language to strangers, and when your toddler is an angry drunk.

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Director Talia Osteen (The Shabbos Goy) hangs with Betsy and Jessica Elaina Eason to talk about sledding accidents, cancelling Christmas, and acrobatic toddlers covered in sh*t.

Talia’s feature film, “Sex APPeal,” streaming now on Hulu!

Betsy and Amy welcome comedian and actor, Kate Mulligan on this episode of Why Mommy Drinks.

Actor, comedian, and podcaster Brian Huskey (Bald Talk podcast, Veep, Bob’s Burgers) hangs with Betsy and Amy Albert to talk about the Dewey Decibel System, advent calendars filled with dusty Ex-Lax, and whether the rug matches the drapes.