New Year's resolutions. Can one lose their orgasms from overuse? Pete and Mariya each other's back-up spouses? Comedian Bernie Mack calls in from heaven. Who knows more famous people, Pete or Mariya? Reporter Tom Risen calls to say hi.

Mariya lectures her audience on the dangers of sneezing while driving and other mundane hazards. Reporter Tom Risen arrives late to start interviewing Mariya for the website BrightestYoungThings.com.

Mariya and Tom re-enact Tiger Woods sexts. Tom interviews Mariya about her love affair with radio and comedy.

Mariya welcomes Iraq war veteran-turned-peace-activist Josh Stieber on the show. We learn about basic training, the emotional difficulty of having to kill another person, and where soldiers poop.

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More with handsome peace activist Josh Stieber. We learn about his mental shift from soldier to hippie, his appreciation of meditation and vegetarianism, and more.

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Celebrating Oprah's imminent departure. Review of the movie "Precious" and Mariya's life in the ghetto. Camel toes and you.

Mariya's heartfelt monologue inspired by "Talk Radio". Quick look at news headlines. Japanese pornography is scary. Mariya explains yet again why she hates Oprah, so Danny the Tranny calls in to defend her.

Mariya is furious with Oprah's interview of Charla Nash, the chimp attack survivor with no face. Mariya is courting feisty senior citizens as interview subjects. More fun with monologues. Former Miss California Carrie Prejean refuses to answer Larry King's questions.

Mariya bleeds for comedy. The importance of supporting the local arts scenes. Sad lonely Mariya needs more reliable friends.

Another episode of Mariya's Radio Theater. This week's piece: "Bad Therapist". No one wants to be Mariya's co-host. Jon Stewart lampoons Glenn Beck. Anh Joseph Cao - the little Asian Republican that could...vote for a perverse version of healthcare reform.