Healthcare reform town hall meetings keep reaching new lows. Pete's adorable girlfriend Brook is visiting. Poolside wardrobe choices. Mariya's stand-up cherry finally got popped. No segment is complete without Tom Gavin. Healthcare and education discussion. Mariya rants about going to school in Soviet Ukraine. Pete's mom tried to help him with his academic endeavors by creating rap songs.

A healthcare reform protester has his finger bit off during a fight at a town hall meeting and becomes Neal Cavuto's hero. Obama wants to brainwash all the children into school-loving communists. Mariya salsa danced at a co-worker's wedding. Auditioning sucks. Mariya wants more improv.

Mariya shaved her legs. Ted Kennedy's legacy. Robert The Drunk says hello. Glenn Beck doesn't know how to spell "oligarchy" and doesn't know what words mean. Special needs listener Tom Gavin's dating habits.

Rush Limbaugh wants to protect your penises and isn't on anyone's balls. Special needs listener Tom Gavin wants to date Mariya. What Obama plans to do with your foreskins. A serial cat murderer was caught in Miami. New female listener calls in.

Mariya and Pete are reunited after two weeks apart and Pete has a surprise on his lip! Encyclopedia forgot his sound effects machine at home. Pete's review of Del Close Marathon in New York. Hot girls with douchebags. Facebook stalking and relationship statuses. Robert the Drunk calls in. Mariya's first love reappears.

The healthcare reform debate is getting ridiculous. Mariya rants about Democracy.

Mariya's guests are lost. Mariya welcomes her guests Jon C and Delvin on the show. Jon's musical career and Delvin's novel. Healthcare reform is getting ass-raped.

Does Ann Coulter have an Adam's apple? Mariya gets personal with her guests Jon C and Delvin. Mariya might be a gay man. Is it better to sleep naked? Mariya's sick sad life.

Janey Poo is visiting. Encyclopedia is not fired after all. The importance of healthy bowel movements. Healthcare reform debate. Mariya is on a mission to help frigid young women achieve "happiness". Pete checks in from his family reunion. Mariya suspects a liberal blog of stealing her Sarah Palin haiku idea. Janey reviews the Chinese Menu improv show at the DC Arts Center. Mariya wants to re-fire Encyclopedia.

The Republican conspiracy to undermine the healthcare bill. MTV reality shows are comedic gold and tragic sewage. Awkward moments between Mariya and Encyclopedia. Encyclopedia hates Indian people. The mystical world of the Hari Krishnas. Special needs listener Tom Gavin went to a radio conference. Sarah Caso is having technical difficulties.