The show is experiencing technical difficulties. Mariya hates Meghan McCain. Mariya got rear-ended by a cab driver. Andy Dick protested McDonald's and their chicken-slaughtering practices. Iran is oh so far away.

Mariya is worried about going to All Good music festival. Pete's improv-teaching experience. David the Performer calls in. Mariya received a devotional prayer book as a gift.

Dave Letterman is only guilty of unfunny jokes. Mariya had her first performance at the DC Improv and didn't suck that much. The Gay Pride Parade in DC was beautiful. Mariya lost her car. Mariya is inspired to be a vegan once again. A strange phone call.

Should Obama be more like George Bush? Fundamentalist Pastor Drake prays for Obama and everyone else he doesn't agree with to die. The extremely self-loving Dave Matthews likes to explode on stage. Pete and Shawn will perform at the Del Close Improv Marathon in NYC and Mariya wants to go to hobnob with famous funny people. Mariya has a hot but linguistically challenged stalker in Tunisia.

Pete is not gay. David Carradine died of erotic asphyxiation or was murdered by Kung Fu assassins. President Obama didn't honor National Prayer Day - thank god! Mariya goes on a righteous rant about the rights of the downtrodden. Rush Limbaugh thinks that President Obama wants to take over the media, even though Rupert Murdoch already beat him to it.

Mariya went to see a concert and ran into a stalker ex-boyfriend. People don't dress up for concerts anymore. The lead singer of Denali is hot. More "brilliance" from the ladies of The View. Reality TV is coming to DC.

Mariya has new roommates. Mariya met her # 1 fan. Mariya and Pete discuss Judge Sotomayor. Pete had an unfortunate encounter with Chris Duhon. Former co-host Jenn is engaged. Improv geekdom.

Not everyone is Mariya's biggest fan. STD phone calls. Dancing: to gay or not to gay? The merits and downfalls of being a "sneakerhead" and more about shoes.

Pete is out of town. Gay Rabbi Ari Lickvac and show encyclopedia VJ Kapur in studio. The wonder that is Jewish motherhood. Mariya's cats have a spark of the divine. Is there boy-touching in synagogues? Special needs listener Tom Gavin calls in.

Oxygen Network talk show host Sue Johanson discusses queefing and rimming, much to Rabbi Lickvac's dismay. Hit FOX TV Show "So You Think You Can Dance" is accused of homophobia for rejecting a same-sex ballroom dancing couple. Dick Cheney refuses to stop defending torture.