Jim Cramer gets reamed out by Jon Stewart for helping financial institutions instead of his viewing audience. Mariya had her first improv class.

Fox News wrongly reports that Beer Pong gives you Herpes. Mariya and Pete ponder angry retards. Mariya likes Woody Allen. Pete has a man crush on Matt Damon. The different degrees of funny.

Mariya introduces comedian Pete Bergen as her new co-host. Octomom made a 911 call. Rush Limbaugh tells bad jokes. Wayne LaPierre doesnt care if your butthole puckers.

Jenn is leaving the show and Mariya is devastated. Comedian Sean OBrien visits. Everyone has similar bacteria in their mouths. Saving a life can get you a jaywalking citation. Hate group memberships are soaring.

Mariya is still heart-broken over Jenn leaving the show. Mariyas best friend Ron is back from Israel. Hanging out with old school hippies is fun. Bobby Jindal is laughable.

Rush Limbaugh and his crazy Limbaugh Laws. Jenn has a scary darker side. Patrick didnt like Dimitri Martin.

Bill OReilley calls for the people of California to take to the streets with torches and pitchforks in response to Octomom. DJ Patrick Turner in studio. Barack Obama cologne is on the market. Rush Limbaugh gives sex advice. Recap of Moog at Red Maple last Thursday - Mariya got thrown around on the dance floor during Patricks set. Mariya was a fussy eater as a child. A disabled body-builder calls in.

Atheist rapper Petey Sugg calls in to share his art. Dick Cheney continues to be evil even in retirement. DJ Patrick Turner calls in to promote his weekly party and podcast.

Mariya is frustrated by mens behavior and wants to become a lesbian. Bill OReilley is at war with The New York Times. Dick Cheney is on another scare campaign. Wupac calls in to say hi. Mariya is angry abour Republican opposition to Obamas stimulus plan.

Mariya and Jenn recover from the terrible phone call that killed their first segment. Sarah Palin is out and about. Mariya and Jenn speculate about crashing a Young Republican party. John Thain of Merrill Lynch is ugly and stupid. Mariya went to see Thievery Corporation and went backstage to meet band members.