Show Encyclopedia is on hiatus for personal reasons. Pete's girlfriend Brooke visits. Make-out styles discussion. Pete beat someone up. Professor Gates is half Irish. Friends don't let friends be molested by people with colostomy bags. Tips for successful brown-nosing. Conspiracy theories. A 5-year-old blues singer makes Pete very upset.

Mariya's review of "Public Enemies". Having sex at your parents' house - hot or not? Pete chastises Mariya for her personal hygiene. Mariya's mysterious personal life. Top 5 celebrity "To Do" lists. Pete loves Kim Kardashian.

Mariya and Pete are finally reunited. The leisurely activities of the privileged are often strange and dangerous. Discussion on guns. Mariya's stalker log. Pete's shameless plugs.

Lively phone calls: CBS News director Mark White, improv enthusiast/financial blogger Phillip Millman, President Bill Clinton, and mentally challenged listener Tom Gavin. Professor Gates vs. Cambridge Police and racism in general. Trying to dig up dirt on Walter Cronkite. Indian girls plow fields naked to embarrass the weather gods. Chris Brown's apology.

Pete is injustifiably absent. Pete interviewed president of The Valley Swim Club, John Duesler. Mariya is considering a firing spree, and thinks she found a creative soul mate. Oprah's follies.

David Arquette likes "Latino" women. Liberal vs. Conservative media. The moral implications of human-canine sex. Is Judge Sotomayor more racist than any of the white senators accusing her of racism? Fox News likes Sotomayor's fashion sense. A British health organization is promoting PLEASURABLE sex in schools.

Pete is away visiting family. Mariya's health update - drugs are good. Mariya reviews the star-studded "Chinese Menu" show at the DC Arts Center. The world in the aftermath of Michael Jackson's death - it still exists.

Some conservatives are of the belief that the only way to protect the American people from a terrorist attack is to incite a terrorist attack. Sarah Palin's resignation from her gubernatorial post in Alaska. Gay Rabbi Ari Litvack calls in.

Celebrity deaths also conveniently come in three's. The causes of anal cancer are as bad as one might suspect from the nature of the disease. Iranian authorities blame the CIA for the violence during protests. Rush Limbaugh blames President Obama for Senator Sanford's Argentinian affair and wants to give Judge Sotomayor a vacuum cleaner. Pete is putting on a show at the DC Arts Center on July 3.

Political apologies are funny. Michael Jackson's music was good until the end. Mariya is developing a stand-up routine. David the Performer calls in. Misguided clergymen vs. homosexual demons. Conservative radio host Michael Savage is a savage. Is President Obama right about Iran?