Wigs Wice

Hi, Wigs! This week's episode runs a little long, but it's only because we care. And Roseanne got cancelled. And we had 3/4 of a bottle of rose. And sex robots. And Drake has baby mama beef. And Westworld doesn't make sense. And Lindsay delivers a Dickensian Troll Patrol. And then, we still had to make room for flipped wigs and those are just as high volume! From an outstanding Korean horror movie to an epic podcast recommendation to new jams and a plea for sponsorship from ANY WINE STORE THAT WILL TAKE US, life's not as bad as it may seem. Even with Kim Kardashian in the White House. Oof, that one's hard to swallow. Pour yourself an extra half a glass and settle in, Wigs. Thanks for listening! 

Wigs! It's royal wedding weekend! Do you have the fever? Yeah, neither do we. But we do want to talk about the Markles because they are Making England Great Again™. Also, we have some thoughts on Nev Schulman, the Tim Hortons Pooper®, Lil Tay (she back) and the worst douchebag from Texas (which is saying something), Blake Farenthold. But there's also this dude in our Troll Patrol who's pretty awful. AND Laurel and/or Yanny, depending on how you swing. Guys, things are still not great. Except our Wigs! We're snatched about an important new HBO doc, the Golden State Killer arrest, a brilliant Netflix comedy special and a tragic drunken Whitney Houston mistake Paul will never make again.  Eh, let's get real, he'll probably make it again in a week. Happy Friday Wigs! Pour yourself something stiff and thanks for listening!

Wigs, things are confusing. You know this. We know this. We don't know how to fix it, but every single day, we strive to speak more eloquently about it. Because none of these fools we're talking about are going to. So today, brace yourself for corks on Kanye, Kim K, Uber, Lil Tay and Katherine Heigl, because that bitch more than anyone, simply can't just be cool. But stay tuned for a Troll Patrol and plenty of wigs to flip that remind us there's always a light at the end of the long, long, long, long, long dark tunnel that is 2018. Thanks for listening! 

It's official, our podcast is working. Beyonce streamed her glorious conquest of the Coachella festival and our wigs can never be snatched in the same way again. Unfortunately, Paul also has a very real hangover and it made us both a lil punchy. Our targets? Tristan Thompson, Karl Lagerfeld, Louis CK, the permit offices of Connecticut and Amazon for spending far too much money on Hobbits. But there is a Troll Patrol Dispatch and so many Wigs to flip. Did we mention Beychella? Yeah, I think we might have mentioned Beychella. Thanks for listening!  

Hi, Wigs! Don't know who Benny Mardones is by name? Don't worry, you know his one hit song. And you're going to know a lot more about that particular song by the end of this magic carpet ride into the hows and whys of sexual consent laws. Plus, you'll get our thoughts on the Beyonce bite (obviously), Allison Mack's sex cult, Blac Chyna's Six Flags meltdown, Jewish escape rooms and yes, we even found time to gross you out on sneezes that make your neck explode (trigger warning). There's good news though! Lindsay went to DBox and she's not in a cult! And Paul discovered the shade of Peppa Pig. Pour 'em if you got 'em! This is Wigs & Wice. 

RuPaul's Drag Race Season 10 is SICKENING and we're here to recap every moment of episodes 1 and 2. Or at least as many moments as we can remember. This is Boner Alert! (boners, because we each have one for this show and cuz it kind of sounds like 'bonus.' Just go with it, Hunties.) Tune in for all the tea you'll need to prepare for all new episodes, every Thursday night on VH1!

Hi, Wigs! Are you having a hell of a hump day? Well, we're here one day early to pop those corks and flip them wigs to see you through the week with some light and laughter. Like a phoenix rising from the ashes of Ben Affleck's career, we deep dive into Uber's latest s**tstorm, that new Avengers trailer, creep-of-the-week Katy Perry, the fallout of Fifth Harmony's "hiatus" and Toni Braxton's continuing feud with the IRS. We have a double whammy of a Second Opinion AND plenty of pop culture recommendations to keep your wigs snatched until you hear from us again. Clink, clink, bish! This is Wigs & Wice. 

Hi, Wigs! We have a very special episode today - a full finale recap of  the messiest All Stars season ever. AND our first impressions of ALL the queens from season ten, premiering this Thursday on VH1. What are you waiting for? Shangela to finally get the crown she rightly deserves? Well, keep waiting then because it's not happening and Santa isn't real and the world is terrible! Enjoy!

Mara Wilson, you had it coming. Hey, Wigs! We are so excited to pop you another fresh batch of nasty little corks. From the cruel Bachelor finale to TJ Miller and, yes, even the Fyre Festival is back. Two Troll Patrols for the price of none AND wigs for daaaaaays. This week, we Kombucha'd but it's a long one, so you might wanna to settle in with a nice bottle of Sancie with TWO cubes. You've earned it. Thanks for listening!

RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars is back and we're here to recap every sickening moment of episodes 5 and 6. Or at least as many sickening moments as we can remember. This is Boner Alert! (boners, because we each have one for this show and cuz it kind of sounds like 'bonus.' Just go with it, Wigs.) Tune in for all the tea you'll need to prepare for all new episodes, every Thursday on VH1!