Wigs Wice

"The truth is... you weren't invited. Through all your bulls**t and sad existence. We'll break it down now... just keep your distance." - Andrew Lloyd Webber

Hi, Wigs! We're back and ready to rock. This week, we pop our corks over Trumpers in love, the Kim Catrrall/SJP messiness, improv politics, Fergie's reboot of Clumsy and some stuff about Missouri marriage that'll make you wonder, what the hell is going on in Missouri? We've got a Second Opinion and loads of wigs to flip, too. So what you waiting for? Pour yourself some wice, tighten up your lacefront and relax. Thanks for listening!

RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars is back and we're here to recap every sickening moment of episodes 3 and 4. Or at least as many sickening moments as we can remember. This is Boner Alert! (boners, because we each have one for this show and cuz it kind of sounds like 'bonus.' Just go with it, Wigs.) Tune in for all the tea you'll need to prepare for all new episodes, every Thursday on VH1!

It's time for a RUality Check! RuPaul's Drag Race is back and we're here to recap every sickening moment of episodes 1 and 2. Or at least as many sickening moments as we can remember. This is Boner Alert! (boners, because we each have one for this show and cuz it kind of sounds like 'bonus.' Just go with it, Wigs.) Tune in for all the tea you'll need to prepare for all new episodes, every Thursday on VH1!

There are literally nine more Star Wars movies coming. And unless Uma Thurman is playing a bounty hunter in at least three of them, we're OUT. Other things we're not here for? Justin Timberlake's Super Bowl shenanigans (kinda), Sleep No More allegations (kinda sorta) and Aziz Ansari (kinda sorta, too). Come to think of it, we disagreed on a bunch of stuff this week! That's why you love us, right, Wigs? One thing we both stand firm on though? QUINCY JONES' TEA. It's piping hot and must be consumed immediately. All this and flipped wigs galore just begging to climb into your earholes. Do it, do it, do it! 

Hi, Wigs! Are you a Pippi Longstocking fan? Well, we'd relish the opportunity to tell you why you should be. Also this week, we pop our corks over music that won't be on either of our death bed playlists, a very disturbing movie about a girl in a box and another girl at The Comedy Store with bad shoes who we wish could take her place. But, as always, wigs must be flipped and there is plenty of volume in these locks... Rocket the wonder dog, Happy Death Day, The Florida Project and a heated debate over what you'd rather be... a duck or a hawk. There's seriously good points on both sides. Grab a glass and listen up, this is Wigs & Wice! 

Is this whole scorched earth thing fixed yet? Cool. In the meantime, let's rip the band-aid off those pesky idiots who came out the gate strong in 2018. From Ben Shapiro to drowsy Vulture columnists to Stephen Miller's creepy eyes, we'll kick your heart rate into gear so you can reach those "new year, new me" goals! As for some good news, we dive deep into the Golden Globes, deliver a fabulous new book recommendation, discuss 2018 movies worth waiting in line for and tiptoe around the brilliance of Black Mirror (minor spoiler, with a warning). And yes, we'll prove that Jessica Chastain is a robot who dispenses salt. Thanks for listening!

Happy new wig! In our second New Year special Paul and Lindsay take a walk down memory wig (that wig usage may have been a stretch), as they discuss their top 5 Popped Corks and top 5 Flipped wigs in a year that was as volatile as the Bitcoin we'll all be begging for in 2018.

Jolly merridays, Wigs! It's been a whole month since we got topical on your asses, so you better believe it gets really real this week. We dug into our stockings looking for gifts and wound up with a whole lot of coal in the form of the Golden Globes, Roy Moore, Morrissey, Josh Homme and everyone's favorite Christmas treat, jury duty! But stay with us because there is some pure holiday magic in the form of an itch scratch devoted to a timeless Christmas song, a Second Opinion listener request and a reading from none other than Betty White herself. (Okay, fine, we don't have Betty herself, but we do have her musings!) Pour yourself some egg nog (with ice) and settle in... this is Wigs & Wice!

This week, we do a deep dive into pop culture and the world of trolls. Lindsay goes hard after those that come for her local Starbucks (Did I spell basic right?). While Paul gets deep with a troll named Trudy that might change all of our lives. Then we both scratch some pop culture itches, and we serve you Thrilling helping of Michael Jackson with a nice side of Meatloaf. Dive in, Wigs. The wice is nice. 

Gobble gobble, Wigs! We're slipping on the stretchy pants and starting our Thanksgiving feast a little early because it's the best holiday of the year and we have so much to be thankful for! Awww, that was sweet. On to the mean stuff. We pick on turkeys like Noah Baumbach, basic Bourbon drinkers, Louis CK and that asshole, Christopher Columbus. Luckily we doubled down on plenty of happy side dishes filled with our new favorite shows, books and movies to keep you entertained during the break. Plus, Lindsay quizzes Paul for the first time! Just like Thanksgiving dinner, it's a long one, but we promise, you'll be more than satisfied. Thanks for listening!