"Who Wins the awards for 2016?" Well, 2016 sure sucked, didn't it? Yup, it sure did. But even in the worst years, there are awards to be won. This week, Brandon and Henry decide who did the best (?) at their respective fields for the awful, horrible year that was. So even while you're commiserating and cursing the last 12 months, you're also celebrating those who did a stand-out job. Ah, 2016, you blow. 2017, you better make it up to us!

"What are the origins of Christmas?" Ho, ho, ho! Christmas is just about here and you can tell because we are all exhausted, stressed and broke! Yippee.How did the modern Christmas we all know and love come to be? What are the origins of Santa Claus, the reindeer, Krampus, Frosty the Snowman and so many more? Well, this week Brandon and Henry figure it all out. It's a sordid tale full of murder, drugs and crime. You'll never look at Christmas the same way again. Ruining holidays, that's why Wild Speculation is here.

Ho, ho, ho! Here's a rerun! That's right, this week of Wild Speculation is actually an OLD episode. But a good one. Are there any other types? This week, relive the magic as Brandon and Henry talk about growing tall, Stephen Hawkings, Santa Claus having sex. It's all the good stuff you've come to expect from this silly little show. Don't fret, new episodes are incoming next week! But for now, bundle up and enjoy a blast from the past.

"If you found out you were a robot, what would you do?" "What old movies need the HBO treatment?" We know, we know, we were on hiatus too long. Look, we need to take breaks, we can't do this all the time. We aren't robots...or ARE we? This week, Brandon and Henry explore the highs and lows of being a Westworld host, the sexual activities of Gremlins, the career of Robin Williams and the sadly predictable response to Black Santa. Will this episode be as good as the Westworld finale? No...it'll be BETTER!

"How can 2017 make it up to us?" Wellllllllllllllll... America, ya done goofed. Big time. But don't worry, Wild Speculation is here to make you feel better about the darkness that awaits us. This week, Brandon and Henry try to make sense of this brave new world and look to the future. How can 2017 make us feel better? Will it involve Chris Christie falling into a pie, Jared Leto disappearing and David Bowie coming back to life? Yes, yes it will.  Things are looking up, friends! Good things are right around the corner! *sobs quietly*

"What will a Trump/Johnson/Stein/McMullin/Clinton presidency be like?" Well folks, this is it. Oh my god THIS IS IT. The election is...Jesus, it's just about here. This week, Brandon and Henry piss their pants as they discuss the big what if's. They also talk about trash island, Ben Carson's stabbing habits and America's coolest dad, Tim Kaine. And by the way: VOTE. For god's sake VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE!

"What are celebrities dressing as for Halloween?" "What are some new Fear Factor challenges?" It's the annual Halloween episode of Wild Speculation so Henry and Brandon are talking about...Bob Dylan? Yup, they are are! Also discussed on their extra-spooky cast: Mike Pence's fear of women, the difference between Joe Rogen and Jeff Probst and the scariest thing of all: Michael Moore's haircut. AGH! We're terrified just thinking of it!

"What is Alex Jones's life like?" WELCOME TO A BRAND NEW EPISODE OF WILD SPECULATION WHERE WE ARE GOING TO...TAKE...AMERICA...BACK! THAT'S RIGHT, PATRIOTS! THIS WEEK BRANDON AND HENRY ARE DIGGING INTO ODDLY-STRONG TALK SHOW HOST ALEX JONES. BECAUSE HE HAS THE BALLS, THE KNOW-HOW AND THE ABILITY TO SAVE THIS COUNTRY FROM THE DEMONS THAT THREATEN TO ENSLAVE US ALL AFRAID OF LIZARD PEOPLE TAKING OVER THE WORLD? THEN LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE. LISTEN NOW. LISTEN NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

"How do we stop the coming clown invasion?" "What are Americans most looking forward to about Fall?" 1,2,3,4! This week, Wild Speculation is all about Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuce. That's right, Brandon got to actually MEET his idol - in person. He even shook his hand. Wow. He tells Henry all about it. They also talk about creepy clowns, the joys of Autumn, the wonder of Niagara Falls and the nefarious origins of fast food. But really the coolest part is about Brandon meeting Springsteen.

"What was the presidential debate missing?" Well, it's over. The first presidential debate in the books. And, boy howdy, it was a barn burner. This week, Brandon and Henry are joined by their friends Killian and Noah and together the foursome discuss Trump's choice of words, his sniffling, Tim Kaine's paternal instincts and how the 2016 election aligns with the characters of Harry Potter. They think, they laugh, they cry at the thought of the polls staying tight. Lord help us all.