I am very likable so if for some weird reason you don't like me, please feel free to suck a dick.

If you DO like me, please join me for this podcast. It's made for you.

Let's get wild.

I tried to get organized and I meant well. Does that count?

Hear me criticize myself about my last episode (yes I heard the squeaking and rustling) and ramble on and on about whatever tickles my bean, such as my hot new neighbor who recently moved in.

Warning: I messed up the audio on this one too! I sound a bit far away like I'm not even holding the mic.

It actually sounds like shit and you might want to pass on this podcast altogether.

I didn't have the input set up properly on my audio recorder (goddamnit) and was recording from the mic inputs on the top of the recorder and not the USB mic like I thought I was using.

Dumb. 

Moving on.

The day is young and I STILL plan to organize a couple areas today and make progress. How about you?

What can you do today to make a dent in the chores but also make time for fun later?

Let's think on it and take action today.

Pick a small area to organize or declutter with me for just ten minutes. We may not see a benefit right away, but we will feel a sense of accomplishment!

Spend some time with me as I start to tackle a junk closet. I try to stay focused but it doesn't work out too well. 

Join me as I struggle through this horrid chore.

This is not an easy challenge. Ugh.

Fuckin' lame. But worth it!

I'm back to continue the challenge with you to get our crap organized so we can feel a sense of relief from knowing where everything is.

My current issue is power cord organization, and making myself dispose of old electronics and appliances that I KNOW I won't use but won't part with.

I recommend some videos that help motivate me to organize/declutter my space. These ALWAYS work for me.

Join me as I continue this very challenging challenge! Let's take actions daily towards this.

I'm with you. Next episode, we will declutter and organize an area together. Think of what that will be...

Don't give up! You can do it! 

My disturbed mind comes out in this one, so be prepared. I really don't stay on topic whatsoever.

A reminder that although I am doing some serious challenges that are meant to develop good habits, I am not to be taken too seriously here. This is a comedy podcast, after all.

I pretty much fuck around the entire time and digress down different paths. I really enjoy doing whatever I want in this podcast.

But I do hope to bring some useful and interesting information to you regarding getting organized and decluttering!

Join me, sexy buns.

Don't leave me alone in organization land?

We are going to start small. We are going to think about why we should get organized and visualize all the time it will save us and the beautiful outcome it will provide.

I encourage you to think about three areas you could focus on over the next two weeks of this challenge. Or, pick one daily habit to focus on.

But I want you to think about the *why*. Why do you want to get organized? What's the benefit to you and/or others around you? What does it solve? What does it free you up to do?

Don't forget the *what*. What do you need/want to organize?

The *when* is NOW and throughout the next two weeks. The who is YOU, baby. You and me, baby. Let's do it!

Topics on the podcast tonight:

• Developing the gratitude mindset daily
• What does it mean to be a content creator?
• How to create mobile-friendly content

And, as usual, I pepper the conversation with digressions and random observations. I read another article and ridicule it slightly yet praise it as well.

Join me on OUR LAST DAY of this challenge! 

Then tomorrow we start getting organized. Join me.

Let's work toward and plan some wild times. What are you doing to plan some fun in your life? And did you write out what you are grateful for today? It's a good practice and lifts the depression cloud. 

Try it.

I read an article for you on search optimization fundamentals that I think can help you think about different ways to make your website better. This can apply to comedians or anyone who has a blog or website.

Have you been creating comedy videos or merchandise that you want to sell? You need a website on which to sell it.

Are you trying to promote your comedy shows through your website? You need a search-optimized website. The goal is to attract and keep as many people as possible coming to your site.

Does this sound boring to you? If it does, then money and expansion and growth sound boring to you, too.

Let's improve our SEO. Let's learn more about it and take actions on it.

If you don't care about website optimization, you'll want to give today's podcast a HARD PASS. But the sound is better than yesterday! I am using a microphone today.

I hope you have a fantastic Saturday and rest of your weekend!

xoxoxo

Stay sexy and wild.

I used my phone to record this podcast (I promise I never will again-- I had no choice today) and so it's a bit annoying to listen to BUT you will be rewarded with sexual references and innuendo and possibly laughs as I cuss everyone out in traffic. I swear more than usual in this one. Get over it.

It's exciting today. I also witnessed an accident this morning. And I got behind a car with a license plate I couldn't figure out that said "NGHT SHD", which I thought meant Night Shed, which makes no sense.. then after a couple hours of doing this podcast, I am thinking it stands for "Not Shitty"? (Naught shitty)? I still am not sure. Do you know?

Get on my morning commute with me. Oh and I also offer inspiring ideas for self-improvement and success!

Thanks for joining me. I enjoy you. Let's enjoy each other.

I take you on my morning commute and blabber on and on about this and that. I know this description isn't helpful but I recorded this yesterday and just now getting to posting it...and I don't remember what the hell I talked about! Enjoy!