You’re FIRED…the Achilles heel…Uncle Scott’s conspiracy corner…no more fines…it’s just so ugly…so much chit…

Covid 19 Flashback…who’s driving the bus? you got primaried…RIP Dallas Market Hall? The price of love…no jive headline…food fine print…

“Feeling bingey…unforced errors at the nerd prom…war goals…the best candidate to run against Paxton…Ferris at 40…Punch at 1…naked train surfing…too much happiness?”

No dark clouds….we’re gonna need a bigger boat…nerd prom, take two…lower case ‘t’ trump cards…irresistible force meets immovable object…but first…how did they fit that knowledge into those tiny brains? cat magnets..

American casualties in the 4-week war…Trump speak bingo…wanna bet?…liberal (still) don’t get it…use it in a sentence…pop culture shame…longest running scripted tv shows….but don’t watch them…

Name the shooter…second verse, same as the first…Pete Hegseth wants to make sure we’re ready to fight…the baby and the bath water…the department of baby name length…on to the theater…lemme do my Wordle…

RIP Lindsey Graham…turns out we Americans are great hosts…if someone just could’ve caught it on camera…the guardian of the strait…the cost/benefit of a six-week mental health break…the Swift-Kelce’s chance of going the distance…Waymo narcs….eat your ice cream…

World Cup dreams…capital T Trump card…how’s that memorandum of understanding going? Preliminary hearing for Tyler Robinson….Mitch McConnell matters…T + T…nonsense and foolishness but make it TikTok…what makes a snub?

July 4th Fireworks were insane…did I hear “Scott Wilder” prominently thanked on TV??...Scott will watch the Tyler Robinson evidentiary hearing so you don’t have  to…you’re welcome…If music is a reflection of our morals, we’re in trouble….was that an ancient laugh or a social laugh?…sorry, kids….

Love is in the air—way up in the air!...who’s proud to be an American?...Dems don’t get it…SCOTUS update as the court closes out the term…it looks like the English teach actually IS going to marry the PE teacher…The return of Barnabas…respect the Brick…the tartan army is thirsty…