October surprise…punishing Iran…trade war…Log Cabins drop a letter…did that Waymo look at me funny? Pizza Hut disappointment…tip wimps…Indiana storm fallout…excuse me, do you speak algorithm?

Turn that boat around…you might be waiting a while…don’t underestimate Talarico…unfettered by knowledge…American Airlines and the return of the baby television…great cancer news thanks to mRNA…one day you’re a Belgian car salesman…hut hut hut…is Gayle King a bit of a bully?

Save the cheerleader, save the world….absolutely no understanding…and no peace deal…what’s under the ballroom? Maybe I could live forever…how many minutes a week? So polyester…

Welcome to college, you sweet little snowflakes…woke 1…who flies with the president? Library accountability…it’s a Barbie world (if the money is right)…it’s all about balance…let Taylor have her wedding dress…

An apology of sorts…custom Coca Cola can controversy…six months of war…WNBA under fire…stay away from garage sales…the value of a daily routine…what’s in your analog bag?

Emerging crescent left…risk in real life…mFlusiva…project anchor…all is vanity…who needs books anyway?…look both ways, kids…

You’re FIRED…the Achilles heel…Uncle Scott’s conspiracy corner…no more fines…it’s just so ugly…so much chit…

Covid 19 Flashback…who’s driving the bus? you got primaried…RIP Dallas Market Hall? The price of love…no jive headline…food fine print…

“Feeling bingey…unforced errors at the nerd prom…war goals…the best candidate to run against Paxton…Ferris at 40…Punch at 1…naked train surfing…too much happiness?”

No dark clouds….we’re gonna need a bigger boat…nerd prom, take two…lower case ‘t’ trump cards…irresistible force meets immovable object…but first…how did they fit that knowledge into those tiny brains? cat magnets..