Dem vacay continues…the president’s road to Nobel…and while we’re at it, let’s clean up DC…what do you want to be when you grow up? how much would you pay for a friend? ode to a French Fry…

Happy 75 years of Whataburger! Welcome to Texas….the redistricting vacay continues…back to separating the weak third graders from the strong….Happy Tax-Free Weekend to all and to all a sweet deal…remember the movies, kids? Memories, la la la la la la la….

Texas House Dems vacationing in Chicago…Sydney Sweeny is still selling those jeans…does LeBron have some time on his hands? School daze….do I really a robot to pick up the Legos? Can you read my mind 🐶?

What does the future hold for Kamala? What Texas students won’t be taking back to school this year…NYC shooting…tsunami risk subsides…does anyone really care about Sydney Sweeny’s genes? Some genes we should , indeed, care about…Murder, She Wrote reboot….

If you have to evacuate a plane in an emergency, what should you take with you as you flee?…Gaza and starving kids--it’s more complicated than it might appear…Where did the $100 million donated as a result of the FireAid Concert for California go?…Tampa finally, finally, becomes part of the three digit club…new study confirms what smart people know: we should think twice before giving youngins a smart phone…what are the most stressed cities in America? 

Hulk Hogan, RIP, brother!...Trump, South Park, and the Paramount deal...Camel's tears...another successful Shark Week...aging well...

The first six months of Trump….who exactly owes whom? Stephen Colbert will be just fine…In Tennessee ‘n Out of California…call me Dr. Scruffy…

Something is up with the president…should Bert and Ernie look for a roommate? The Coke will be like Mexican Coke, it’ll be better…you’ll try it; you’ll like it…Emma Watson won’t be driving on the left or right side of the road for awhile…have a burger, you’ll feel better…

Trump is still ready to move on from Epstein….Obama is ready for democrats to move on…Cuomo is ready to be independent…just close your eyes when you eat your ice cream…But daddy, the chat bot is my friend….shamed or shameless? The tears are in the genes…

There’s no list; there was never a list; why are we still talking about a list??  Tony the Tiger could be looking for a gig…Barbie girls…the Mandela effect and your chicken sandwich…the Velvet Sundown…another easy way to throw some money away…(and don't forget your free Slurpee!)