How do you reason with evil? Ukraine drone attacks…the worst drivers in Texas are closer than you think…put this in the GNWTBP file…open a new file, the KHWNBP file…Lauren discovers what a west Texas Dust Devil is…it was the third of June another sleepy, dusty Delta day…mosquitoes are even worse than we thought…did you go to kindergarten in 1980? We can name your whole class.

The Art of the TACO…your dad called and he said to get some pepper spray (and that he loves you)…are the Ten Commandments coming to a classroom near you? Can you spell ‘Plano is the home of the 2025 Scripps National Spelling Bee Winner'...Does this traffic make me look fat?

Putin’s deadliest attack yet..the enemy of my enemy is my friend…Et expliquez moi cette agitation….don’t tell AI your secrets…May 27, 1981, Dammit…getting your money’s worth from your favorite band…is there anybody alive out there?

Murder of Israeli Embassy employees…AI summer reading list…Trump’s Harvard visa threat…are you a revenge eater? Memorial Day at Flagpole Hill…Carry the Load….Perduebix Cube…Will we ever get enough sleep?

Joe Biden’s cancer announcement…Gavin Newsom wants to be president, part…where are we now? Tariff talk…are birds in Richmond, California, exploding in the sky? Famous last words…hold the onions…or pay up.

Recession fears? the price of eggs and the Qatar jet…does China have a kill switch for our power grid? How fast does your city grow? Are you a neurotic person or a narcissistic person? Jake Tapper and the president…well, not this president, but the former president…There actually is crying in baseball sometimes...

Drop us a line…Sean Combs is a bad guy…but Karen Read is probably innocent….if President Trump shouldn’t accept the Qatar jet, maybe Bernie Sanders could take it? …after 19 months as a hostage of Hamas, an Israel-American was released yesterday...nice bounce on Wall Street...212 141st Place…bad news for Greta Thunberg…the last Broadway star?…are we fixin’ to lose our accents?  When you teach the robots to play pickleball, gimme a call…

a smattering of news followed by a scattershooting of things. done just the way we do them,

Derby Day switch…Let them buy baby dolls…whose economy is it, anyway?…tax-payer funding of public broadcasting coming to an end?...it turns out this particular candy IS the first candy ever in a song!...meet the new six-figure, low-income Californians…how many years would you give up to let your pet live longer? Stars big win.

Marco Rubio is like Mikey from the old Life cereal commercials…when intellectual property theft in China is good…the only way to kick illegals out, is not to let them in…Luka and LeBron are out…Scott and CourtTV…43 grammar mistakes smart people make…Kentucky Derby talk (bonus: Lauren won money on the ponies!)…Dems talk about the ‘Year of the Woman’ while not being able to define what IS a woman…Dinosaur handbags and wallets…Dogs and cats are looking more like each other and more like babies…Happy Birthday to “Take Me Out to the Ballgame”…