Texas Rangers gave us a ridiculous viral play, sadly...100 days…. "does this suit look navy to you?”... AOC and Bernie on the Fighting Oligarchy Tour...Can you buy beautiful?...AI: is anything real anymore?...Gen Zs are excellent drivers who only sometimes drive with small animals on their laps…the science of an earworm…sort of…

The trouble with tariffs, pt. 17…Trump says something negative about Putin...everything I know about choosing a new pope I learned from the movies…do recession blonds have more fun? …make your own kind of music—and cognitive health…where’s my doodle?

Thoughts on the passing of Pope Francis…how many chances for Pete Hegseth? Dems still don’t get it…the most important 18 minutes in Texas history…do you remember what you paid for eggs in 1995? Neither do we! Does this verb make me sound weak?

Karmelo Anthony murder case…Gavin Newsome wants a bailout after spending Medicaid on illegals…you can cross the street again in 3 California cities…will Harvard lose their tax exempt status? Be careful what you wish for…Back in the day, why didn’t CBS want Roger Mudd to replace Walter Cronkite?...what does it mean to be charming?...Grandparents are grandparenting harder than ever…message in a bottle…haikus are fun. 

Trump welcomes the Salvadoran president…Lauren did not go to space…Harvard wants the money and the power…Megan Sussex is really trying…maybe?… happy birthday to the Golden Arches…do you need a sleep divorce?…maybe Gen Z does have reason to worry…

Luka's return home and the Masters...Tariffs and 'losing face'...what are Campus Guardian Angels? Is the freed ballerina a hooligan? Music at the store is good for customers, but not the employees...air conditioning and "cold" water...your grocery store bakery smells like bread, but not like money.

Trump + Tariffs, part 2….who was Arthur Nobel? Is your brown bag lunch crushing the economy? Tattoo regret…how many pets is too many? If your principal jumped off a bridge, would you jump off a bridge, too? It’s bluebonnet season in Texas…

Tarrific or Tarrible? Ready to dye some Easter Potatoes? This could be some Prime TikTok...Cory Booker breaks a record...how do the Millennials have so much time to worry? the cure for insomnia could be right at your fingertips...literally. reflecting on something that debuted this week in 1953.

Earthquake in Thailand….the president says no to Putin…Yankee bats…did someone say 3rd term? The most successful garage ‘band’ ever…are you a boomerasker? Let’s go fly a kite!

It wasn’t a war plan…want to see the painting my dog made? Eat now, pay later….Scott’s new social platform…Steven Curtis Chapman’s donut holes… Scranton gets a Chili’s..it sucks and I hate it…welcome to the future.