GNWTBP…the incredible shrinking governor (also wants to be president?)…Minneapolis shooting…million dollar idea…the myth of uninterrupted sleep…I’m so busy I need to decrease my work week…senior schadenfreude…

Running to corners….”how do you like me now, DC?”…Uncle Herschel is back…our very own royal wedding…who’s your best friend?….are we getting braver about tipping…or not tipping?

Troops in DC…who’s in favor? Who’s surprised? Carrots and sticks….can Gavin Newsom out-Trump Trump? Just throw them in jail for a year…Texas Rangers uniform change…is my help with your pre-annoyance annoying? Let’s dial up the Disney….how’s your doing nothing going? Step away from the Bluebell…

In preparation for peace…Texas legislature update…Cracker Barrel misstep…parking space freedom…wellness trends for the influenceable…dogfaces and landlines….and ranking everything.

One step closer to Nobel?…Should parents of minors be accountable for the criminal activity of their little ne’er do wells? Speaking of criminal activity…Is my smart phone smarter than I am? “Thanks, It’s my toddler’s” ….its gonna be a long 90 minutes...

The President and Putin and Let’s Make a Deal…Gavin Newsom still wants to be president….dem vacay is over…where did I leave that surgical tool??…Jerry Jones cancer battle…hope you like the show, girl….Is Gen Z getting it right on alcohol consumption?….how healthy are your mornings?

Dem vacay continues…the president’s road to Nobel…and while we’re at it, let’s clean up DC…what do you want to be when you grow up? how much would you pay for a friend? ode to a French Fry…

Happy 75 years of Whataburger! Welcome to Texas….the redistricting vacay continues…back to separating the weak third graders from the strong….Happy Tax-Free Weekend to all and to all a sweet deal…remember the movies, kids? Memories, la la la la la la la….

Texas House Dems vacationing in Chicago…Sydney Sweeny is still selling those jeans…does LeBron have some time on his hands? School daze….do I really a robot to pick up the Legos? Can you read my mind 🐶?

What does the future hold for Kamala? What Texas students won’t be taking back to school this year…NYC shooting…tsunami risk subsides…does anyone really care about Sydney Sweeny’s genes? Some genes we should , indeed, care about…Murder, She Wrote reboot….