Who decides who’s a ‘victim’ of Jeffrey Epstein? Trump and the crown prince of Saudi Arabia…saying goodbye to Dick Cheney…the first 1,000 days…what does it take to live comfortably in DFW (and what does ‘comfortable’ even mean?)…one giant leap for great bagels…

Let’s open those Epstein files….campaigning on that big, beautiful ballroom…Mr. Beast and Saudi Vision 2030….monkeys, cows and raccoons, oh my….that’s a lot of responsibility for a hot chocolate…North Texas food heroes…but if you like your food a little farther away….

the end of the shutdown…did you get my email? a nickel for your thoughts….if we were all above average they wouldn’t call it average…Whole Foods but make it accessible…welcome to my home, this is the foy-yay…

Veterans Day - thank you! Dem shutdown drama ….GNWTBP…Greg Abbott announcement…the grays save the day…how much of the mental load are you carrying? TikTok shop much? Itty bitty videos…

Marshawn Kneeland…takeaways from Tuesday’s elections…maybe make it a road trip…the air is clearing in the Maldives…the passing of Dick Cheney…the new teenage rebellion…”but she might really need me!” Dogs and cats…

Is Will Smith (not that Will Smith) a modern good luck charm? When will the shutdown end and why? Is your pain the Dems’ gain? What will election day mean for NY...and for Dems...Nigeria memories…the most expensive house in Dallas….keep your friends close…lock your doors in Calvert…

Happy Reformation Day! Dems still/just/absolutely don’t get it….what does AOC have to lose? I don’t think you understand what ‘peace deal’ really means…Charlie Kirk update…your brain doesn’t need your permission to sleep…population multiplier…38% of the time sounds ok to me..Le McRib…

Kamala the candidate…it was the most beautiful MRI the world has ever seen…it’ll be the most beautiful ballroom the world has ever seen…what’s happening in the South China Sea? Louvre suspects captured…this must be a really special holiday…what is a USO? turn the lights off and get some sleep…

The NBA gambling scandal goes deep…Marco Rubio nurtures the peace deal…new standards for obesity will mean that even more of us are obese…so many new houses to hunt…his art took us to the movies…what are you watching? Or not?…scott’s science corner: leaf edition…why your favorite songs are your favorite songs….

The tiara is kinda pretty…no kings/few answers…the dems shutdown conundrum…what is that deer blind doing near Air Force One?...not too nifty when even your genetic material is not your own…I’d do it, but the Hamburglar cannot be the officiant…we’re pretty even on DST…can I have the 411 on 67?