Will and Matt

This needs NO introduction. It is by FAR the best of Steven Seagal's films. Why? Because of Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey - it was most definitely not because of the guy that once pooped himself in a fight.

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UNDER SIEGE
dir. Andrew Davis
starring: Steven Seagal; Tommy Lee Jones; Gary Busey

Detective Sean Thompson is back and this time he is unfortunately played by a lackluster Jeff Wincott. Billy Drago appears as a maybe or maybe not villain. But hey! At least it underuses the talented Cynthia Rothrock, has waterboarding via booze, and an adult karate class!

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MARTIAL LAW II: UNDERCOVER
dir. Kurt Anderson
starring: Jeff Wincott; Cynthia Rothrock; Billy Drago

Will and Matt are here to give Burt Reynolds a HARD TIME! Burt Reynolds takes on twice the work for this mystery as the world's best 'stache also takes a seat in the director's chair! Windows will break, graffiti will spray, and cops will... watch women undress from their windows? Odd take, but it tracks.

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HARD TIME
dir. Burt Reynolds
starring: Burt Reynolds; Charles Durning; Paco Christian Prieto

"In space,  no one can hear you scream... still... again..."
Will and Matt take an escape pod to the far reaches of David Fincher's cinematic beginnings with Alien 3. Prison planets, Lt. Ripley, oxen and lice, could we ask for more?

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ALIEN 3
dir. David Fincher
starring: Sigourney Weaver; Charles Dance; Charles S. Dutton

After avoiding it for nearly 25 years, Matt finally gives in to see the disaster that is Hollywood's own Godzilla! Will and Matt discuss whether or not a cast of Simpsons voice actors and Ferris Bueller can survive an attack from a giant parkour French lizard!

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GODZILLA
dir. Roland Emmerich
starring: Matthew Broderick; Maria Pitillo; Jean Reno

Will and Matt shouldn't have to sell you on this film... Billy Blanks? Murderous action film equivalent to snuff? MORTAL KOMBAT's Sub-Zero hanging out drunk with a monkey? From Lucas Lowe (the director of AMERICAN SHAOLIN - the action film about pantsing vengeance), comes the answer to life's most important question, "who is the king of the kickboxers?" 

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THE KING OF THE KICKBOXERS
dir. Lucas Lowe
starring: Billy Blanks; Loren Avedon; Keith Cooke

Will and Matt are ready to discuss a classic of 90's action, starring the classiest of 90's action stars, Cynthia Rothrock!

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CHINA O'BRIEN
dir. Robert Clouse
starring: Cynthia Rothrock; Richard Norton; Doug Wright

Will and Matt screen a down under cult film classic about a bouncer getting out of the game, and discuss whether or not this oft sought film was "forgotten", "lost", or "purposely misplaced". It's time for... Black Neon!!

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BLACK NEON
dir. James Richards
starring: Edward John Stazak; James Richards; Kristof Kaczmarek

Take a step into the Pyun'iverse again, as Will and Matt watch what it would be like for Albert Pyun (Nemesis) to make his very own James Bond. Lance Henriksen stars as an American accented spy on her majesty's secret service... but let's focus on his Olympiad gymnast daughter instead... Also starring Tim Thomerson and Tim Thomerson's hair!

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SPITFIRE
dir. Albert Pyun
starring: Lance Henriksen; Debra Jo Fondren; Sarah Douglas

Will and Matt have followed a map into uncharted waters... (look, to be fair, imdb for some reason said it was an action movie, and we didn't vet the list)... Listen as they discuss... muppets, treasures, and islands? And more importantly what makes a movie not an action film. 

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MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND
dir. Brian Henson
starring: The Great Gonzo; Rizzo the Rat; Tim Curry