Will and Matt

Buffy The Vampire Slayer may have immortal legends such as Swanson, Perry, Hauer, Sutherland, and Reubens, but is it possible for a vampire film to just suck? Listen as Will and Matt sink their teeth into floating vampires, angry bikers spreading rumors, and high school basketball.

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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
dir. Fran Rubel Kuzul
starring: Kristy Swanson; Donald Sutherland; Luke Perry

Having trouble tracking down the paranormal noir comedy Thou Shalt Not Swear? No worries... Will and Matt are here to discuss the whole thing: Pavlov's dog, black market surgery, and plant men! Bonus Introduction includes a verse for an unreleased platinum hit!

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THOU SHALT NOT SWEAR
dir. Wellson Chin
starring: Ching Wan Lau; Michael Man-Kin Chow; Ming-Chen Chen

What do Rutger Hauer (Blade Runner), Mimi Rogers (Bosch), and Joan Chen (Twin Peaks) have in common? They were all in this straight to TV action scifi film turned road trip movie with antics... Wedlock. 

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WEDLOCK
dir. Lewis Teague
starring: Rutger Hauer; Mimi Rogers; Joan Chen

New year, new you... this year Will and Matt vow to agree that some "Seagals" should not be allowed to soar... as made evident from On Deadly Ground! Steven Seagal is a double threat as he isn't just not able to act in front of the camera, but in his directorial debut, he proves he's good at not being able to do other things as well! (Also inexplicably starring an amazing array of performers!) 

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ON DEADLY GROUND
dir. Steven Seagal
starring: Steven Seagal; Michael Caine; Joan Chen

What do James Bond, Passenger 57, Shang Tsung, and Mr. White have in common? They all starred in this 1993 [not] action film, based on the novel from Jurassic Park author, Michael Crichton. With that many people involved... it couldn't be boring... could it?

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RISING SUN
dir. Philip Kaufman
starring: Sean Connery; Wesley Snipes; Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa

Sometimes you just shouldn't let a Seagal soar. Will and Matt discuss the confusing "buddy-cop" action comedy starring one of the Wayans Brothers, Steven Seagal, and Brian Cox doing accents all in an attempt to muddle Stephen Tobolowsky's five minute masterclass of acting. 

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GLIMMER MAN
dir. John Gray
starring: Steven Seagal; Keenen Ivory Wayans; Brian Cox

Two cool dudes talking about cool stuff have reached the peak of cool... Pierce Brosnan driving through volcanoes! Join Will and Matt as they discuss public panic, Linda Hamilton, and the Brosnan Plateau! 

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DANTE'S PEAK
dir. Roger Donaldson
starring: Pierce Brosnan; Linda Hamilton; Charles Hallahan

Does anyone get more excited to watch a Gary Daniels action movie than Will & Matt? Nope! Canada, costumes, and martial arts walk tall in this episode on the 1996 classic Hawk's Vengeance about a man above the law, introducing a highly underrated character villain archetype that deserved its own sequel. 

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HAWK'S VENGEANCE
dir. Marc F. Voizard
starring: Gary Daniels; Cass Magda; Jayne Heitmeyer

In 1997, the world was wild... written by one of the six writers that brought us White Chicks (Keenan Ivory Wayans), and starring The Jon Voight (Anaconda), comes Most Wanted! Dog food bombs, brand new accents, and doctors without motivations!

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MOST WANTED
dir. David Hogan
starring: Keenan Ivory Wayans; Jon Voight; Eric Roberts

Before the huge Marvel Cinematic Universe took over our movie houses, there was another universe that took over our TV-sets... the Pyun-iverse! Where the budgets are low and all are welcome! Tune in as Will and Matt discuss the 1997 Pyun masterpiece, Mean Guns, starring rapper Ice-T and Highlander Christopher Lambert!

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MEAN GUNS
dir. Albert Pyun
starring: Christopher Lambert; Ice-T; Michael Halsey