Will and Matt

An annoying brat from Jersey gets pantsed at a kickboxing championship and goes on a quest to sneak Playboys into temples, insult all non-whites, and never... stops... singing... Summertime Blues... for the love of god, can Will and Matt ever get that song out of my head? I doubt it. If you don't have an opinion about that song... give a listen to Will and Matt's as they discuss this hidden gem of dis'trash'terpiece cinema! 

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AMERICAN SHAOLIN
dir. Lucas Lowe
starring: Reese Madigan; Daniel Dae Kim; Trent Bushey

Famed classic firefighting film starring the world's most Baldwin... William... directed by none other than Ron Howard! A film too good to be on our podcast and yet... here we are to discuss chickens, Bruce Hornsby, and the tops of firetrucks as spots for making babies!

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BACKDRAFT
dir. Ron Howard
starring: William Baldwin; Kurt Russell; Jennifer Jason Leigh

First we watched Universal Soldier and then we watched Universal Soldier Day of Reckoning (number four in the series), so why not visit the made for TV sequel to the sequel... straight from Canada and starring Matt Bataglia's very best cardboard like acting!! Burt Reynolds also appears... with an accent-kinda...

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UNIVERSAL SOLDIER 3: UNFINISHED BUSINESS
dir. Jeff Woolnough
starring: Matt Bataglia; Burt Reynolds; Jeff Wincott

What happens when you combine Butch Cassidy with bad writing, and cast RoboCop and Stryker from Airplane!? Well, you get something that is technically a movie that Will and Matt are going to talk about after you press Play. 

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FIFTY/FIFTY
dir. Charles Martin Smith
starring: Peter Weller; Robert Hays; Charles Martin Smith

Well here's a new one... Andy Sidaris' baby boy's attempt at carrying on his father's legacy with a film that should probably only air at 4am on HBO... But it does star the always fantastic Julie Strain! Tune in to listen to Will and Matt talk about the first potentially adult film to make it on our podcast!

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THE DALLAS CONNECTION
dir. Christian Drew Sidaris
starring: Julie Strain; Bruce Penhall; Mark Barriere

Over the top acting, giant insects, and a satire so out of this world that only the great Paul Verhoeven could possibly do it justice. Tune in, to tune out, as Will and Matt discuss NPH, destroying the beautiful, politics, and much more!!

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STARSHIP TROOPERS
dir. Paul Verhoeven
starring: Casper Van Dien; Dina Meyer; Denise Richards

What does Super Mario Bros. the game and movie have in common?
Practically nothing...
Follow Will and Matt down and out through the sewers and into the world of the Mushroom Kingdom... oops, sorry... Dinohattan... sorry in advance.

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SUPER MARIO BROS.
dir. Rocky Morton; Annabel Jankel
starring: Bob Hoskins; John Leguizamo; Dennis Hopper

Space... Willis... a bright and shiny dystopia... alien models and finally the answer to whatever that goo was that we could never figure out! Stay tuned as Will and Matt discuss not one, not two, but FIVE... FIVE WHOLE ELEMENTS!

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THE FIFTH ELEMENT
dir. Luc Besson
starring: Bruce Willis; Milla Jovovich; Chris Tucker

A crazy long epic with a crazy casting decision, Sir Anthony Hopkins goes full on Heston via Touch of Evil as he plays Don Diego de La Vega, and somehow has a thing or two to teach Antonio Banderas? Listen as Will and Matt baffle over this for 47 minutes. 

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THE MASK OF ZORRO
dir. Martin Campbell
starring: Antonio Banderas; Catherine Zeta-Jones; Anthony Hopkins

Cops that stop crime with their hands! Listen and learn about cop relationships, cool character names, throw away plot points, and the power of location. 

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MARTIAL LAW
dir. Steve Cohen
starring: Chad McQueen; Cynthia Rothrock; David Carradine