Look at this Podcast. Isn’t it neat? Wouldn’t you think we’ve had too much to drink? Ladies and gentlemen both above and below the water’s surface, we have finally ventured into the Disney Animation Renaissance with the induction of this classic tale of true love and teen angst… The Little Mermaid (1989)

Dive in with us and hear our disembodied voices as we explore:

- Being rescued by True Love’s… Swipsing? Kissming?

- Fi$h Ke$ha returns!

- The new shark-centric podcast: Gill You Scream Across the Screen

- Ariel’s collection of human parts for the black market

- Crazy mermaid upper body strength

- Flounder is a secret troublemaker and a Jenga master

- Brenna has an unhealthy attachment to Jodi Benson

- Scuttle, the true master of sea and sky, commands all creatures

Featured Wine: Hampton Water Rosé and White Girl Rosé

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Start spreading the news… we’re in that city that never sleeps to give Charles Dickens that modern 80s animal twist (pun intended) for 1988’s Oliver and Company.

Drape on your finest sausage scarf and join our discussion of:

- The day-ruining prospect of a horde of helium dogs slowly falling from the sky

- Crime pyramid schemes that rely solely on animal labor

- Endangered children whose names end in “-enny”

- Georgette sparks the return of the Blue/Gold dress debate

- Brenna’s home security precautions if pizza is not ordered

- The violent villain death at the hands of Thomas the Tank Engine

Featured Wine: Islands Mai Tais

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The game is afoot! An inexplicably human-shaped foot on a 3-inch rodent. How do we know? Elementary, my dear Watso… I mean Dawson. For our next venture we're hot on the trail alongside… The Great Mouse Detective.

Join along as we wield the power of deduction to discover:

- Mouse Fieri’s Diners, Drive-Ins and Holes

- The unforgivable act of sugar bowl double dipping

- The Bye Felicia Bell

- The villain’s massive corollary is gulped away

- Questionable octopus anatomy

- And our exclusive one-time game show: Guess The Renamed Classic

Featured Wine: San Antonio Chianti

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In the beginning there was King Shmamadon of Primpletot and he was beset upon by a great evil from the Dark Lord Mlarlarlar who sought an enchanted Bimpygrog… Okay, so we’re not so great with hard fantasy names. But yet, here we are with The Black Cauldron (1985).

Put on your +15 Wizard Robes and roll that icosahedron, while we DM your journey through:

- Navigating the Labyrinthine Maze of Poor Pronunciation

- Escaping the Dungeon with the help of Princess Aioli’s Ringtone

- Solving the Tottering Tower of Ovarian Jenga

- Braving the Suffocating Pit of Witch Cleavage

- Facing an Army of Blurry Baloney Skeletons

- Defeating the Final Boss: Smauchy the Kissing Sloth

Featured Wine: Adelaida Pinot Noir

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It’s that classic love story. Boy meets Dog. Girl meets Fox. Dog meets Fox. Boy chases Fox with a shotgun. Fox almost kills Dog’s friend. Girl abandons Fox. Dog hunts Fox. Fox fights Bear. Wait… that doesn’t sound right. But so it goes with The Fox and the Hound (1981).

Sniff out the trail with us as we discover:

- A matronly drag queen narrates the ordeal.

- A skin kite to Neverland!

- The multitude of birds and servants in 12 Days of Christmas.

- The Jeff Goldblum Virus conspiracy.

- FI$H KE$HA!!!!

- Land Monstrose swipes left on Timber.

- Don Bluth jumped the Disney ship at the right time.

Featured Wine: Wild

Send out a bottle message to the Rescue Aid Society, because it’s time to call on the world’s tiniest investigators of... child trafficking. Yes, it’s time for the first adventure of The Rescuers (1977).

Jump aboard the nearest albatross and strap yourself into a sardine can as we explore:

- Some fine international accents representing mice of the world, and some even FINER vocal sound effects work.

- Miss Medusa Hannigan DeVille.

- The cat-like acrobatic feats of... Hamilton?

- Flamba Farts Mom wears a pair of Crocs.

- Calling for emergency weight loss surgery via firework spectacular.

- The most depressing, self-deprecating orphan girl ever accompanied by equally sad music.

- Appearances from special guest stars: Dracula, Brenna’s Belly, and Hulk Hogan.

Featured Wine: Rabble

Come and sit with us in the nursery. Grab your favorite stuffed animal friend to squeeze tight while we dive into the Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977).

Read along with us while we explore the many treasures of the Hundred Acre Wood such as:

- Christopher Robin’s weapons stockpile

- Eating 12 JARS OF HONEY will transform your butt into a moose

- Brenna’s Plurple/Plink Podcasting Ball Gown

- Piglet’s sudden eviction following two natural disasters

- Tigger’s GPS capabilities

- Rabbit hates everyone… except Piglet who also dislikes everyone

Featured Wine: Dark Hundred