Choo choo! What's that sound? Why it's the circus coming to town! Welcome to our viewing of Dumbo! Head on down with us to Florida (of all places) for Disney's condemnation on animal cruelty... just kidding! It celebrates it! We pop open a bottle of non-LSD laced wine and watch as Disney casually avoids answering where babies come from; we ponder if this film is responsible for elephants' mouse phobia; and we demand answers to Timothy the Mouse's potentially tragic backstory.

What does it mean? I suppose you'll have to listen to find out. Join us as we recap Disney's second animated feature, Pinocchio and discuss:

• Rampant tobacco abuse!
• The abomination that was almost Jiminy
• That sweet water baby...
• Jiminy's philandering and inability to DO HIS JOB
• Disney really hates actors, yo
• Machete sandwiches
• Shifty conspiring at the Red Lobster
• Problem solving through wanton destruction
• And a final tally of bad deeds, thanks to Playboy magazine.

Here we cover the very first animated feature, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Here are just a few highlights we cover in this episode:

• Scullery-ing?
• Bird-kissing sickness
• Questionable security in castles, mines, and cottages
• 200 WOODLAND ANIMALS!!!!!
• What is girl? Honeybaked ham?
• Dwarf beatings (in film and IRL)
• Juicy, juicy dwarf buns
• Arthritic villains with bad planning
• Grumpy's complex romantic duality
• And of course... random corpse kissing