Oo-de-lally, here comes Disney’s favorite rapscallion to steal your blues away! It’s Robin Hood (1973)!

Follow along with us and resident raconteur rooster Alan-A-Dale while we recount Robin’s many adventures in cross-dressing, stew-ruining, and show-offing (?) and together we’ll discover:

A continuation of our newfound ability to describe wine in the least appetizing way possible.

Disney animators stick it to the man! Down with the government!

A gentlemanly tournament of skill becomes a butt-stabbing football game.

Open up that blue bin and pull out some recycled animation.

Prince John arrests an entire kingdom and makes us very very sad.

The unsung reveal of Little John’s mad archery skills

The birth of our new mascot, the Winocerous!

Featured Wine: Troublemaker

Haven’t you ever looked upon your life and thought about how much better it would be if you were a cat? Of course you have! At least, Maurice Chevalier says so. And thus begins our journey to 1910s Paris (or Peru?) to follow the adventures of The Aristocats (1970).

As we follow our fancy feline friends through the countryside and city, we reflect on:

• Brenna’s scatalogical wine-grading scale
• The birds and the bees... and the lava and the pterodactyls...
• Winnie the Pooh brings crackers to the roofie party
• Dogs try to eat a motorcycle?
• The newest member of the X-Men: Joseph Wolverine and his crossword puzzle skills
• Another one of the many Disney kitchen chases, but with a drunk goose

Featured Wine: Fat Cat

In the jungle the mighty jungle, the lion… is nowhere to be found in this film. Grab your canoes and head down the nearest waterfall with us as we venture deep into The Jungle Book (1967).

Now on this journey we may not experience the back side of water, but we do see:

• That his takes place in India, and definitely not in America.
• Deja vu while watching the defeat of Kaa
• Elephants: Hurph hurph hurph hurph..
• Brenna’s intense hatred for monkeys. Like REALLY hates monkeys.
• No guys, seriously she hates them.
• Like really, really hates monkeys
• The Bambi Khan-spiracy #sherekhankilledbambismom
• The seductive human girl and her tantalizing... eyebrows?

Featured Wine: Bear-itage

Hear Ye, Hear Ye:

By Decree of the Royal Court of… Nobody (apparently) Thou art Invited to Attend the Recapitulation of this Tale of young Wart in this his first Journey to the Throne, THE SWORD IN THE STONE.

Heed the Wandering Folderol of Aquatic, Avian, and… Squirrelian Transfiguration as well as some of these Other fine Particulars of Discussion:

• Merlin: Master of time, space, magic, and science elects to live… where none of that matters
• Wile E. Coyote shows up (and has more screen time than most characters)
• Sir Haum-Schaumch earns his big day in London
• There are way too many dishes in that castle
• 20 minutes left and no villain yet?
• 8 minutes left and no SWORD yet? IT’S IN THE TITLE AND THERE’S STILL NO SWORD YET?!?!

Featured Wine: Castle Rock

Bark Ba-Bark Bark! Bark! Woof! Awooooooo! Bark Bark!!

For those of you not familiar with the Twilight Bark: Welcome back to our podcast! Join us for our recap of 1961’s 101 DALMATIANS.

Once again, Disney has abandoned the princesses and has returned to the pound to recreate the magic achieved previously with Lady and the Tramp. And boy does it work like gangbusters! A few stray (har har) points we touch on:

• One of Disney’s most malicious villians is really just a weird family friend with a weak stomach.
• Favorite cockney phrases like “Sling Slong mah Bing Bong”
• The humble beginnings of the extended DDCU (Disney Dogs Cinematic Universe).
• Way too much time spent on a bad bark-based morse code translation.
• Cake sandwich?
• The future of animation is here and it is called XEROX!!

Featured Wine: The Velvet Devil

ZZZzzzZZZZZzzzzzZZZZzzzzz ::snort:: WHa? Huh?

Podcast...Podcast!? Wha… what podcast?

Ours? We have a… OH! OUR PODCAST!!

Sorry for the long rest guys. But true love’s kiss has awakened us and we’re ready to jump back in, full steam ahead.

And what better way to celebrate our rejuvenation than to watch the misguided adventure of Disney’s groggiest princess: SLEEPING BEAUTY.

In this episode we dive into the thrilling intrigue of the most logical and intelligent Disney plot ever put to film! Just kidding. The plot is straight garbage. But don’t it look and sound so purdy, though?

We SKUMPS it up and revisit this Disney classic and put it to the test: Is it as good as we remember? Have fairies masterminded the perfect plan? Will we ever beat tuberculosis? And who is the absolute best and smartest character in this film that also happens to turn into a giant dragon and get killed by magic that can only be used to bring happiness but can also somehow enact murder?

You’ll have to listen to find out…(No, Absolutely Not, Yes, Maleficent. Okay maybe you don’t have to, but we think you should). Please join us!

Featured Wines: The Dreaming Tree and Prophesy

Hey folks, do you have a dog? Do you know anyone who has a dog? Here’s the bigger question: can you give us your dog? We’ll wait. K, thnx. We’ve always been dog-lovers but that love has been stoked to a red hot obsession as we watched 1955’s Lady and the Tramp.

Listen, I know we’re all familiar with the spaghetti scene, but really think about it:

Two dogs. On a date. Eating spaghetti. To live music. Like, forget all you know about cartoons and imagine it for real. Has your heart melted yet?

Join us for an adventure of class propriety in the dog community, a deep undercurrent of some incredibly adult themes, the evolution of familial obligations, and TWO DOGS ON A DATE!!!

Featured Wine: Romanelli Chianti