Winners and Losers Show

Winners and Losers Show

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Winners and Losers Show episodes

  • Episode 100 - 100th Anniversary Showtacular
    This is our 100th Anniversary Memorial Special with the very first guests of the podcast: Lane Pieschel and Simmons McDavid. Two real men of America. Genuine heroes. We reminisce about the early days of the Winners and Losers Podcast and discuss how life has improved in the last 2 years. Nobody is any better off! Hank tries to make himself sneeze by snorting pepper. Then Lane's mood sours when he gets called in to work. Kind of a terrible show, really. Plus lots lots more! Listen today!
    out of context quote:
    "How much longer are we doing this?"
    LINKS
    Simmons' Twitter: N/A Simmons' Facebook: N/A
    Lane's Twitter:
    Hank's Twitter:
    SUPPORT THE SHOW
    Sign in to our iTunes page and leave us a positive review. It actually helps the show and is a great way for you to feel like a good person for a few minutes. Also, don't forget sunblock on your lips. They can burn, too.
    1 hr 39 min
  • Episode 099 - Mike Wiley
    Comedian Mike Wiley joins Hank and Mikey on the podcast for a FUN discussion about the difference between seals and sea lions, Mike's brush with becoming the law, Mike's comedy album (Inconducive to Comedy), moving to LA, working at a party store, Game of Thrones and EVEN MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE. Get it today!
    out of context quote:
    "You like the swordplay, though, dontcha?"
    LINKS
    Get Mike's album, Inconducive to Comedy, at his website: Twitter:
    Mikey’s Twitter:
    Hank’s Twitter:
    HELP THE SHOW
    Help us grow by promoting the show on facebook or twitter or at your local library. Also, sign in to and leave us a positive review. It really helps. Also, be cool, man. Be cool.
    1 hr 30 min
  • Episode 098 - Trippity Do Da with Stephen Markley
    Author, columnist and guy Stephen Markley returns to the podcast to discuss his new e-book, The Great Dysmorphia, in which he details doing mushrooms at a Republican Presidential debate, plus hot talk about Twitter obsession, the never-offensive world of online comments, The Dark Knight Rises gets the business, pool table fantasies, Stephen's leg-opening trip to Iceland, the Curiosity landing, politics and male on female scissoring. Plus more!
    out of context quote:
    "That's because you've grown up poor."
    LINKS
    Check out (available August 23rd), Stephen's column , and Twitter:
    Hank's website: and Twitter:
    Jeff don't get links till he promotes the show on facebook.
    ACTION OPPORTUNITY
    Sign in to and leave us a positive review. It ACTUALLY makes a difference, believe it or not. Plus it's your chance to be a good person. Also, vacuum your furniture every once-in-a-while. You'll be amazed by the results!
    1 hr 30 min
  • Episode 097 - That's What Sheehan Said with Mike Sheehan
    Comedian Mike Sheehan returns to the podcast for a discussion about killer whales, primate penis design, the value of drinking, the value of money, politics and prisons, Mike faces a career newspaper thief in his building and a hipster coffee shop gets Sheebrunnered. Plus much much more!
    out of context quote:
    "Also nobody's having sex with them anymore."
    LINKS
    Friend Mike on
    Jeff's Twitter:
    Follow Hank on Twitter: and website:
    SUPPORT THE SHOW
    If you've enjoyed the show, please share a link on your Twitter or Facebook or Tumblr or Church Bulletin Board. Thanks! Also, clean your ceiling blade fans every once-in-a-while!
    1 hr 20 min
  • Episode 096 - Anger Issues with Mikey Manker
    Comedian Mikey Manker returns to the podcast for a one-on-one discussion about online dating, bullying stories, Hank breaks down why he almost punched a friend for putting water in his buttcrack, the need for therapy, How Oompa Loompas breed, science, particle accelerators, space, the hope for Heaven, and Esquire's Big Black Book of Crap. Plus a lot more. Very personal episode.
    out of context quote:
    "Boy, that Jabba the Hut, man, that guy really drove a hard bargain."
    LINKS
    Friend
    Hank on Twitter:
    Note from Hank:
    Sorry for the delay in getting an episode out. Life got busy.
    2 hr 16 min
  • 2012.07.05_WL_095_-_Icy_with_Dan_Friesen.mp3
    Comedian and podcaster Dan Friesen returns to the podcast with Hank and Joe to talk about Mr Bean, Colt Cabana chops fans, nips, Hank reaches an embarrassing milestone, how Dan's musical references annoy Hank, childhood pets, the huma huma nooka nooka akuwa aa fish, comedic expertise, and Hank challenges Dan's strong anti-zombie beliefs. Plus a lot more for your ears.
    out of context quote:
    "Take that, cats!"
    LINKS
    Dan's Podcast: and Twitter:
    Joe's Godzilla Remix Project: and Twitter:
    Hank's Website: and Twitter:
    SUPPORT THE SHOW
    Sign in to iTunes and say nice things and click on the stars thingie. IT REALLY HELPS. PLEASE DO IT! Also, sweep the sidewalk. Your neighbors and their dogs will appreciate it!
    1 hr 31 min
  • Episode 094 - Natalie Jose
    Comedian and singer Natalie Jose joins Hank and Matt for a discussion about the Star Trek movie, the most extreme genital, Natalie's three bands, the Chicago Women's Funny Festival, Taste of Chicago? More like Waste of Chicago, Hank has his knowledge of women tested, Natalie almost passes out in public and gets hit on by her rescuers, taking improv classes and failure. Plus a ton more fun!
    out of context quote:
    "Truth in comedy. Am I right, Officer Riggs?"
    LINKS
    and Natalie's Twitter:
    Matt's Tumblr: and Twitter:
    Hank's website: and Twitter:
    ASKPLAY
    Hank is a Professional Advice Expert. Send your question to "[email protected]" and Hank will fix all your problems!
    SUPPORT THE SHOW
    Help us grow our audience by signing into iTunes and leaving a positive review. Share a link on your Facebook wall. Also, sweep your sidewalks occasionally. It'll cut down on sidewalk bits getting on your carpet.
    2 hr 13 min
  • Episode 093 - Bill Cruz and Mikey Manker
    Comedian and d*ck picker Mikey Manker and comedian and d*ck pickee Bill Cruz joins Hank on the podcast. Topics includes: telemundo babes, how to make corn tortillas, the joys of divorce, Hank's first feature gig, Falstaff the Shakespeare guy, the phenomenon of dick drunk, Bill's reign as prom prince, the great Shawshank Redemption racism debate, and a heck of a lot more hilarious and fun talk. For your ears!
    out of context quotes:
    "Hi, I'm Co Guest, Christopher Guest's son, Co."
    "Don't consider something funny just because I laugh at it."
    ANNOUNCEMENT:
    Hank is launching an advice column/podcast feature called Askplay. Hank is a professional advice expert and will solve any of life's conundrums. Email your question to "[email protected]"   Do it!
    LINKS:
    Mikey's Twitter:
    Bill's Twitter:
    Hank's Twitter:
    SUPPORT THE SHOW:
    Sign in to and leave us a positive review. Promote the show ON TWITTER. Also, sweep any rat droppings that may be on your sidewalk. Gross.
    1 hr 53 min
  • Episode 092 - Joyceover Work with Mike Joyce

    Comedian and guy Mike Joyce joins Hank and Joe McAdam on the podcast. Topics include chest hair, Mike witnessed a motorcycle crash, bush-grooming for married men, the glory Troll 2 and Best Worst Movie, Hank's loneliness, pervy furries, the Kiwani's Club, religion, listeners call in and mercilessly bababooey Hank and we solve the classic debate: Waffles, Pancakes or French Toast? (The answer is Crepes.) Plus a whole lot more!

    ANNOUNCEMENT: Hank is launching an advice column/segment called Askplay. As a professional advice expert Hank is qualified to offer advice on any topic. Email: "[email protected]" with a question or quandry and Hank will solve your problem.

    out of context quote:

    "He'd be Robocop's boss."

    "I'd say it was more of an exasperated guffaw."

    LINKS

    Mike's website: MikeJoyceComedy.com and Twitter: @NotMikeJoyce

    Joe's website: JoeMcAdam.com and Twitter: @JoeMcAdam

    Hank's website: SuckProfessor.com and Twitter: @Hank_Thompson

    SUPPORT THE SHOW

    Sign in to iTunes and leave a positive review or mention us on facebook or tell the chick at the McDonald's drive-thru window. Also, rescue a local squirrel. Stop the squirrelicide!

    1 hr 45 min
  • 2012.06.04_WL_090_-_James_Fritz.mp3

    Comedian and podcaster James Fritz (@JamesFritzComic) joins Hank and Joe on the podcast. Discussion includes Hank's heartwarming origin story and James' role in it, public urination, Hank almost passed out at the doctor, and James shares his experience featuring for Jamie Kilstein. And a whole lot more. And more. Get it now!

    out of context quote:

    "Yeah, warts don't always just come from women."

    LINKS

    James' podcast: You Could Be Dead and Twitter: @JamesFritzComic

    Joe's website: JoeMcAdam.com and Twitter: @JoeMcAdam

    Hank's website: SuckProfessor.com and Twitter: @Hank_Thompson

    SUPPORT THE SHOW

    Leave a positive review on iTunes and share a link on your facebook. Or just click that star thingy. Also, call your grandma. It'll make her day. She doesn't have many left

    1 hr 34 min

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The Winners and Losers Show with Hank Thompson features the honest, unique and hilarious perspective of a lifelong human — from the news of the week, the horrors of politics, a science story or two…